Dec. 8
Well here I am on a b-e-a-utiful Monday morning... how sad is it that I need to use Jim Carrey's line in Bruce Almighty to remember how to spell... well... that word... So its about 3 and here I am at the lovely Zelazo Box Office... Just got done checking my email... I like how my boss just doesn't... finish : P The last sentence of the email goes a little something like... "The box office will reopen for regular business hours on"... so what... should I tune in next week for the exciting conclusion?... Oh well, I mean, c'mon... how important is it to know when you're supposed to work?... I'd say that ranks right up there with... is that Richard Simmons real hair?... or the word catacombs... But speaking of work... on my way to the temple to persecute... I was almost ran down by one of those folding stair driving contraption things... it was like out of a bad movie... this huge behemoth of a "utility vehicle" traveling at about .35 mph... just showing no mercy and running me down like a wounded, 3-legged dog... (no that is not supposed to symbolize anything : P ) If anything, I'd be a 2-legged dog... with a 3 1/2 in. stub of wild fury!... : \ (ummm... did I just write that out loud?... : P ) Hey... how do rappers make it on aeroplanes?... aka airplanes... I mean... doesn't all those "platinum grills" set off the metal detectors?... not to mention the 17 fire-arms that most be possessed at all times to legally be classified as a rapper these days... Sorry... a little off-topic... wait a minute... what is my topic?... Might be takin a lil' trip back to Rayteezown this weekend if my bro ain't bizy! Last time for Thanksgiving was soooo much fun!!! Dammit... I was thinking of this word before and now I can't remember what it was... sigh... oops... gotta "work" : P
Dec. 9
Ok... today was... decent (if you want to know why... you know where to look)... Last night was fun though. Went over to Kelsey's and Katie's with Nick and stayed over there til about 12... We were just hanging out and watching Two Towers and stuff. After that I had to drop something off at G's crizzy... stayed there for a few... George just woke up and Ryan was still out like like a no-name bad-guy riding in James Bond's car (aka ejector seat through the roof!) : P So not like I set up shop over there. Made it back around 12:45... really wanted to do my Communications paper... but I did it tonight... so it's all skibby... Made it to bed about 3ish... Oh yeah... side note... missed every last one of my classes yesterday... but work was way fun with Anna and Charlie... and then I missed my econ class again today... shiza... no way I'm gonna be able to pass that final... I've only been to like 2 out of the last 10 lectures... : \ Didn't do a whole lot today, went out with Nick for awhile and bought a Coldplay poster... Not real talkative tonight... meh... if you want to read more... you know where to look. lates
Dec. 10
Hoo woo!!! All but done with half of my classes! Anyway... I had a really weird dream last night... and I actually remember it!! (of course that could be because I woke up during it and couldn't sleep than, so I just said fuck it and wrote it all down... : \ ) Anyway... here's what happened... I�m walking down the street and I see my neighbor Emmitt (who I've known ever since he was born and I tried to be a "big brother" to), and he�s riding this really little bike, the kind with the fat plastic wheels (I don't know why... he's like 11 and perfectly capable of riding a "big boy bike" : P ), anyway I ask him if I can ride when he�s done ( : \ ), so he keeps riding and I walk over to my friend Josh Krug�s porch. At this point I have a box of fabric softener (ok?...), and just as he�s opening the door to go inside his house I take out a sheet and throw it onto his hoodie and yell �static cling!� He runs inside crying and tells his dad what I did. I�m out on the porch talking with some other neighborhood kids when his dad comes up on the side of the porch with a Supersoaker and starts drenching me. I fall/half jump over the side of the railing (not the most graceful act I've ever preformed...) and take off running, at this point Josh's dad has turned into some weird Mexican guy chasing me, yelling things in Spanish� (I think maybe something like teaching me love?... : \ ) and I was running in between the neighborhood yards... hard to explain unless I show you in person what I'm talking about, or you know my neighborhood, so I�ll just leave it at that... I remember he has a purple shirt on too I think... so is that homo or what? : \ by the time I reach the alley, I now am wearing rollerblades... I don�t know how to rollerblade... but apparently in this dream I�m like the reigning world champ or something cuz damn... and by this point the nameless Mexican has turned into my old friend Pete (who is also Mexican) and he�s on this Bmx bike... like the longest chase ever ensues... he chases me all throughout the neighborhood, up and down every street... at one point coming out of the alley and around the corner I�m able to hide behind an orange car... almost looked like a metro?... He rounds the corner and completely flies by me like in a bad movie, I make for the end of the block and I know he sees me as I�m rounding the corner... he continues chasing me for awhile and we ended up stopping because I needed more soap for my wheels?... because apparently I use soap on my rollerblade wheels for grip?... last time I checked soap was never used as any type of adhesive... and at that point I woke up... looked at my upside-down clock... which read 330... and although currently feel like shit (yes I am a lazy ass and I just copied what I wrote in Word last night onto here : P ) I know I won�t be able to sleep for a good while... (p.s. side note... when I woke up the song "Here Is Gone" by the Goo Goo Dolls was playing... don't know if that means anything... I�m gonna have to look into those lyrics... another side note... out of the last 2 times I�ve flipped my clock over before I went to sleep... (that's a whole different story though) this is the second time I haven�t been able to sleep and had a dream... what makes it even weirder is what happened in that movie I saw in my philosophy class last week. Apparently when you dream, digital numbers get all fucked up... and looking at a digital clock upside down is definatley fucked up... weird thing is the first time I flipped it over and had my dream was before I saw the movie...) anyway, I�m gonna try to go back to bed... So yeah... that was my dream that I had... I'll admit... it does seem homo... but I know myself well enough to know what's going on... and hey... it's not like I was wearing spandex or anything... or working out with Richard fuckin' Simmons... So today was my last class of communications... I must admit I'm gonna miss Laura... she was a really great TA... Oh yeah... and I am just about the most indecisive/forgetful person ever... I ran into Mandy at the empo after class... I was starving but after 10 minutes still had no idea what I wanted to eat... (she actually ended up picking something out for me... : \ ) Than we left and I got all the way back to my tower and I was waiting for the elevator... which was taking forever, so I was just like fuck it... I normally take the stairs anyway... which is when I realized something... hey... I don't have my backpack... oh yeah... that's because I was distracted for 2 seconds and left it at the empo... so I ran back to get it and the same guy was there and he just laughed at me... I was just glad he didn't tell me to pay for the stuff I had... because I probably would have forgot that I already payed... : \ But I got this one thing called "Munchies"... lol... I just saw that they were called Munchies... anyway... it's like the best snack mix ever!! (or a close second to... GSM!!! aka goldfish snack mix... the kind of goldfish with that catchy jingle!) Anyway... this has doritos, cheetos, sun chips, and pretzels!!! Thing is... it's like the fucking Keebler elves made 'em... ever thing is about 1/4 the normal size... I feel like I'm stealing from the general midget populus... : \ But I'm gonna try to do something constructive before my business class... lates
Dec. 12
Wow... you'd think that I would be happy having had my last class... well yesterday now (it's bout 4:45 am Friday morn... waitin' for the rooster's crow so I can shuck some corn...? hey it rhymed) Anyway... I was in one of the worst moods I've ever been in... not just up here either... yeah... guess who was the lucky guy(s) that put me in that mood?... yeah ummm, if you didn't guess Jim and Casey... well either you don't know me very well or you just don't read this... not gonna get into detail bout it hear... if you want to find out what happened, it's on my thinking page... Earlier was way fun though... me and Allie went out to dinner for her birfday (lol... dinner huh Allie?... at bout 11 pm) We hung out for about an hour (she had to go back to her room for Rachel's call at 12 lol) ...how many people thought you were boozin' it up Allie? lol... wow were we just as crazy as ever or what?! I had a fun time anyway, and I hope the coolest birthday girl in town did too! Even thinking about that can't put me in a talkative mood though... sigh... well no class tomorrow... I hope I remember to pick up the soda for the company Christmas party this weekend... (kinda like how I remembered to go to my econ lecture Thursday... except I didn't... and how I remembered to go online to do my last econ assignment which I needed to do good on... except I didn't do it at all... didn't realize it til bout 1 today... and it was due 11:45 Thursday night... : ( well... bright side... I at least will still have the book when I take the class next year... but knowing my luck they'll probably get a new one...) Anyway... time for bed... I hope... g'night all.
Dec. 13
Nothing much of any importance really happened today. (except of course Miss Allie's birthday!!! Happy 19th once again Allie!!!) I ended up going to bed at around 6ish in the morning... woke up around 12... a little unpleastentness... not talking about that though (i'm sure you can probably guess though) Than I went back to sleep until about 2... Realizing that I've just pissed half the day away I went out and tried to get some stuff done... First thing I did was the most important... had to get it out of the way... So I went down to Atomic Records lol... ended up buying 3 cds there too... : \ (The Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show (a compilation featuring punk covers of all of your favorite songs from The Rocky Horror Picture Show! features such bands as Me First And The Gimmie Gimmies, Alkaline Trio, Swingin Utters, Tsunami Bomb and more!)... so apparently I'm on QVC?... anywho... I also got Emo Is Awesome/Emo Is Evil (another comp. with Planes Mistaken For Stars, Last Days Of April, Cross My Heart and more) and the third was Liberation (...so all 3 were comps... big deal : P this one has Hot Water Music, Propagandhi, Story Of The Year, Anti-Flag, The Used, NOFX and more and not only that but some of the proceeds go to benefit PETA!!) All the cds kick more ass than fucking Screech from Saved By The Bell... (i know you all remember that episode when the bully had him in the bathroom and he backed down once Screech got ready to spar!! lol) Anyway, so I got those cds (p.s. Tom, don't know if you caught my away message before, but they still didn't have A Static Lullaby's cd in but they said they'd call me when they got it... so if they get it this week, consider yourself having a surprise Christmas present... oooh... I wonder what it could be!! : P Ok, yeah, so after Atomic I stopped by the Walgreens to pick up some stuff that needed to be picked up... (no... if I wanted to pick up hookers everybody knows their cheaper in the inner city! : P ) I got two 2 liters of cola (for the company Christmas party coming up) some gum, a reading light, some Recees Pieces, little bit of angel dust for a quick pick me up... because they sell it at all major retailers now... I think I had some more stuff too... nothing big or important though. So I went back to the dorms and dropped everything off when I realized that I still needed some punch for the party and I got this huuuuuuuuge craving for Oakland Gyros... easily the best fucking gyro place anywhere ever!!! So so good you see! I would eat them on a boat and I would eat them with a goat! : P (whoa dave... easy on the 3 year old copying Dr. Suessness...) So after I just anally raped that gyro... aka just murdered it... aka ate every last delicious morsil?... I went down to the Sentry foods and got me some Hawaiian Punch (wa-pah!) some Looney Tunes Orange Dream Snack Packs!!! and some water... which, mind you, is not my favorite thing to carry long distances... but I manage... By that time it was almost around 5... and I didn't really do much else today... listened to all of the albums obviously... I'm not gonna say that they kick ass just because I bought them even though I didn't listen to them, but I did so I can... and I am getting really confused about where I thought I was even going with that sentence... so anyway... It was a fairly long, boring, uneventful day... I tried studying... couldn't get past page 1 of 120 that I have to read for econ... pretty excited about that... instead I wrote another song... Hu-rah for bands!!! Talked with V. Diddy for awhile today, mostly about the band but other stuff too! Haven't talked to folks in a grip! Went and did some laundry, not just because I had to, but because I was being driven insane by an un-named source(s)... That ended up taking me til about 3ish than I came back, listened to some Thrice, (i have no idea why, but all of a sudden when I was doing my laundry i just had to listen to Pheonix Ignition... and now again... I don't know why... I guess just because it's such a kick ass song... but of all the songs in the world to get stuck in your head for no apparent reason... oh well...) and watched Resivoir Dogs, which, if you haven't seen, need to! It's really graphic... but a fuckin' blast-tastic movie!!!?... And now its a bit after 5... I'm tired but I really don't want to sleep... got a bit more to write... so if you want to read more, check it out... lates. (p.s. ...somebody needs to just blow up our f'in' smoke detector because high-pitched beeping going off every 5 minutes isn't the most annoying thing in the fucking world!!!... I would much rather be comfortable than safe dammit!!! : P )
Dec. 23
So its bout 3 am on Christmas eve eve day... and I finally have a chance to freakin' write up in this piece... (p.s. this will probably one of very few entries back here in town) How could I have possibly forgot how much I missed everyone?!!! Wow!!! These first days back have just been sooooooo incredibly awesome!!! I'm not even gonna try to explain anything... there's no way I'd be able to... we are all just soooooo loco!!! Between seeing everyone, work and family, I've barely had time to jerk off!! (aka sleep) : P I've missed everyone just so much!!! (and at the dub g too, cuz I haven't seen any of them since I left for school!!!) And how could I not miss my suga mama Regina?!!! lol She has to be just about the coolest, most funniest person in the whole world!!! Anyway, enough about missing people... just talking about it is making me miss them more... : P (but Regina, me you Kristen and Audrey are definately gonna have to get together and watch Chasing Amy!!! we'll see whenever we all have off) The only thing that kinda sucks bout my job is that I now have to work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Years Eve, and New Years Day... (and guess what... I work til close on New Years Eve... : ( ) But I have got to be just about the worst frickin' thief ever... Tonight after I got back from work and got done working out I was a little hungry... and anyone who knows me knows that I think Christmas cookies are the best thing ever since... well... since the circus came to town!!! So I grabbed litteraly like 10 gallons of cookies and 4 pounds of milk... yeah... and on my way up the stairs fell backwards causing milk to turn into paint... aka coating the flippin' walls with it... of course my chinese death grip on those cookies just couldn't be relinquished... I don't even think J.C. himself coulda pried those suckas from my hand!! What's that?... you can cure leopracy?... that ain't shit nikka!!! just try and snatch these cookies from my hand young grasshopper! : P Anyway... I managed to salvage some of the milk as I saw it silouetted in the air through the street lights... if that made any sense please get back to me and let me know first thing in the morning when the clanking of the register is obvious because of the lack of chulos and pompaguinas... The only thing I really don't miss about Raceezee is my worse than crapily crapped to-crap-gether crappy internet "connection"... Anyway, there's so much to talk about I don't even know where to start... seriously... plus I need to get some sleep... tomorrow is gonna be a ginormously hugantic day!!! (finally sposed to get together with the band!!!!!! can i get a oh hellz yeah?!) So I'll leave you with a reason why I am the meanist and worst person in the world : P (ugly girl on tv says: "...and I'm going to order a big plate of blueberry pancakes!" meanist person in world says: "what she needs to do is order a big plate of paper bags so I don't have to see her fuckin' face!"...) hey... that gold rush back in '49... yeah that was me! HOO WOO!!! this is the best vacation ever!!! EEVVEERR!! peace outy!!!
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