Dec. 5
...So its been awhile since I've last updated the site, yeah I know, I've just been real busy (aka a lazy craphole of an eskimo who didn't want to have to start a new page because it was "too much work"... : \ ) Anyway, I'm doing it now... so I guess that makes up for my past wrongs eh?... God, speaking of... (not going to get into that right now though...) So I don't remember the last thing I wrote in here... come to think of it, I don't think it would really matter anyway because I can't really remember anything that's happened since then... whenever then was... all I know is I've been a real jerkface lately... the kind that is sold out at the jerkstore... (that show is soooo good that one night the jerkstore episode was on at 10 and I watched the whole thing... then when it was over I was trying to figure out what to watch so I was flipping through the channels... and I came across the same episode and I watched it again and laughed even harder the second time! : \ ) Sorry if I haven't really talked to (implied you --->) "you" : P online lately... but I haven't really talked to anyone... as was stated in said previous statement (was that fucking redundant or what?) (and of course by redundant I mean the most retarded statement you've ever heard in your existence...) Anyway, like I was trying to say, I've been in a "bad mood" lately, and I'm sorry if in anyway you felt like I was taking it out on you (another implied you representin' for the team!) (p.s. I realize that these are not truly implied you's as I keep referring to them as... I did pass my daily D.O.U. section in 4th grade you know... I just like calling things "implied"... : \ ) Anywho, I guess ever since I got back up here after Thanksgiving break I just haven't felt the same... there was one night that I was actually feeling good about myself and the direction my life was headed... I guess 1 out of 5 isn't that bad huh?... I mean that is a .200 batting average... granted that's nothing "major league" but hey... neither is my life. While other's are out making the big bucks in the majors... I'm just selling hot dogs... (dave... what the fuck kind of analogy is that?! you're such a fucking cunt torso...?... time to lay off of all methamphadamines... at least until I can spell the damn word) You know what I say?! Fuck this week... I'm just gonna erase it from my memory... shouldn't be too hard seeing as how I can only remember like one thing that happened all week... (sad thing is, previous said statement is fact... : \ ) I guess a lot happened last night though... I don't really remember what happened during the day... but last night... after I got back from work a little later than usual... I went to my philosophy class... I was seriously debating about whether or not I should go... for some reason (damn conscious : P ) I decided against failing school... and went to class... possibly one of the best decisions I've ever made... this week... if not for a longer span/period of time. (i wasn't quite sure what word to use there... so I figure, "hey, throw 'em both in and let the general populus figure it out") Anyway... I got there a little late, and when I did get there they were watching a movie... possibly the best movie ever... I am going to buy it the first time I see it... hell, maybe I'll even steal it from Blockbuster... wouldn't be the first time I've been accused of that... long story... not sure if I've said it before... but one time me, Jeremy and Luis (pronounced the Mexican way... lol... are you a Mexican... or a Mexican't?! lol) got accused of stealing from Blockbuster... and if you really want to hear the story just ask... I'm sure you don't want to hear it... so this way it is saving you time by not having to read... and reassuring me of my laziness because I don't have to right as much... Anyway... it's like my new favorite movie... and it really started to make me feel better somehow... until... FUCK ME IN MY STUPID ASS I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIBERTINE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! Sure took the wind out of my sails... anyway... I deserved it... not going to say I didn't... Anyway, not gonna talk about that now... So I tried going to bed early last night so I could get up early this morning... after all... my life only depended on it... t'was hanging in the balance! (and now a word from our sponsers... commercials... the ruination of mankind... sigh... what can you do but wait 'em out?) But yeah, my group presentation was today... my 20 fucking minute group presentation... So I got into bed about 12:45... which is a little later than I wanted to... but it didn't really matter... because after laying in bed until about 1:30 I realized that me and sleep don't exactly see eye to eye... so I decided to plan his little game and I took some sleeping pills... I was a little worried that they'd make me sleep FFOORREEVVEERR!! though... could I have been more wrong?... I did manage to get to "sleep" by about 2ish... but then next thing I know I look at my clock and its about 4... and even though the room is still like pitch black I'm thinking... holy shit I gotta get up and go to fucking class!... than I realize... wait... its fucking 4!... so I go back to sleep... same fucking thing happens at about 6ish... like seriously... deja vu... only thing that was different is that it was a little brighter and the clock said 6 and not 4... otherwise... same exact thoughts racing through my head... manage to get back to sleep... wake up about a couple before... (my alarm is set for 8:10... class is at 9) now what happens?... I think... hey... I got time before class starts... why get up now?... I'll just wait here and procrastinate a little more... So I just lay there in bed... not awake... not asleep... kind of comatose... my alarm rings... kinda snaps me back to reality... I turn it off and still just lay in bed... finally I get up about 820ish... and get ready... and realize I had a dream during one of my sporatic intervals of sleep... (I've actually been dreaming a considerable amount more now than I ever have... I've had like 3 dreams in November alone... which is like... 56 times more dreams than I've had in my entire life... you do the math : P ) Anyway... reason the dream freaked me out... it was about the presentation... (that and the movie that I watched in Philosophy was about dreams... coincidence?... I think not) And well... in the dream, I wasn't using note cards for my part of the presentation... and in real life I wasn't going to use any note cards to speak off of... I was just going to go improv... which is a horrible idea with my brain at the helm... but I went with it anyway... and than in the dream... this one girl who is super nice, Jesse, when I was up to present she asked something like... "where are your note cards?" (because we had to turn them in for points or something) so I said, "I don't have to use any" or something to that extent... to which responded... "BULLSHIT!"... (because I didn't have to write note cards to get the points...) You tell me what it means... : \ Anyway... I think the presentation went pretty good... me and Craig had to play the role of "savior" kinda... see, the presentation was supposed to be between 18-20 minutes long BEFORE the "audience" got to ask any questions... and well... after our little opening skit and Katie and Danielle were done talking we still had about 15 of those minutes left to take care of... and that was to just reach the minimum 18!... so me and Craig each ended up talking/doing stuff to keep the people occupied for almost 15... not quite... but close enough so we won't get a huge deduction... Other than time constraints I'd say everything went pretty smoothly... I mean... when the audience asks questions that even I... ME... can answer... you know that you either did an awesome job presenting and they are just so awestruck by your uncanny/awesome awesomeness that you let them speechless... either that or its 9 am on a Friday morning... crap!... But yeah... that's what's been happening in my life... I guess... meh... (side note... Happy B-day Mr. Floyd!) That's all for now...
Dec. 7
So it's a little after 3 right now... and I was compiling a cd... (of slow songs that will hopefully put me to sleep, since I can't sleep)... and I was curious about the lyrics for one of the songs by Audio Karate... and when I got to the page with the "lyrics"... they didn't have them... than I spied with my little eye a word that began with the letter f... that's right... one of those fucking ad-banners... mother fucking shit ass bitch ad-banners... (was trying to work a damn in there but it wasn't really working for me... just wasn't feeling it : P ) Anyway... it enticed me in because I've always been curious as to what my "IQ" is... (I know this is probably not some national accredited test... but I figured I'd scope the sucka out anyway... if nothing else to keep my mind occupied and maybe help put me to sleep. : P Some of the questions were really hard and confusing... but I only had to "guess-timate" on one or two... and well... I'll just copy and paste my score and what else they said so here goes... "Your IQ score is 131
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.
During the test, you answered four different types of questions � mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.
We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician.
This means you are gifted at spotting patterns � both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction � especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."
Now there is no way in a safari I should have scored that... (even though at about 3 am is when it seems my brain is the most active and alert...?) I would be more likely to grow blue tinfoil out of my arm and have my hair set on fire by an over-zealous aboriginal who believes that his mother was a hammer and his father birthed him with the aid of a 432 lb. inflatable koosh ball in the potomic river where he lived underwater for 873 years before he realized that he could not shrivel like a prune/old person and stapled his eyelid to outer ring of his left nipple, than to score that on an "IQ" test... (p.s. if you want to humor yourself and get a quick self-esteem boost here's the link for the test Link... and not the superhero or the kind on a golf course either. (not only do you get to take a super cool test... you also get to see a pic of Alby's mug! aka A.E. aka dude who knew lots of stuff...) I don't really have a lot to say... maybe I do and I just don't know it... I've pretty much just sat around and done nothing all weekend... Both Jim and Gabe are gone for the weekend... So I'm pretty much just acting like a goof and just taking some time for myself to try to sort things out... now that I have some free-time! I ended up going to bed at about 9ish this morning... : \ ...not only that but ended up waking up at about 1... (but I wasn't real tire until about 3... when it felt like I was about to pass out... : \ ) Anyway, watched a lot of Speed Racer this weekend!... That show seriously rocks the house!... (lame joke alert!) I think the towers moved off their base by at least a good 163 yards... (awkward silence due to lack of laughter... cough cough...) But last night I was able to write 2 more songs... Tom and Mike will probably be the only two who will see them though... : \ I don't know... subject matter is kind of... yeah... if you want to see them you can ask... I'll judge on a person to person basis on who I'll let read them... (word of warning... if I don't let you read it... it's not because I don't like you... well... maybe it will be but most likely not : P It's just that the subject matter is very personal... and not to post-on-the-internet-so-you-have-no-control-over-who-views-it-and-not-only-that-but-won't-be-able-to-explain-it-to-them-right-away-on-a-personal-level-anyway type songs...?... (sure dave, hey... where the fuck did all my pcp go?!... oh that's right... I laced my speedballs with it!... p.s. for those of you who don't know what a speedball is it is a cocaine/heroin combination... cough... : \ ) p.s. if Adam is reading this... sorry about playing that joke on you dudes... although it is kind of disheartening knowing that you thought I could become a herion addict within two months of being in college... coming outa those gates hot huh?... I mean damn... two months?... even if I saved up for two months I wouldn't have enough money to look at the shit... let alone buy it... I would bring great shame to all crackheads and addicts throughout the country... Anyway, enough about all that drug talk... (I should probably stop because I think the government/DEA has ways of going through all the websites and looking for "key words"... such as ASSASSINATION... MURDER... VAGINA/CLITORIS/OUTER LABIA... NAACP... MILKMAN... NARCOTICS... I like how I went from serious shit like the outer labia and the NAACP (a major political machine which has backed or been the stimulant to... ha... stimulant... anyway... stimulant to 5 of the last 3 assassinations... and 31 of the past assassination attempts on Dr. Ruth's life...) to narcotics... who the fuck says narcotics anyway? Man... fuck an "IQ" test!... and Zimbabwe... I mean... why does the name have to be so... like Zimbabwe?... a Z AND a W in one word?!... and an E that sounds like AY!!! YOU CAN'T SPELL "WAY" AS "WE"!!! NOT EVEN ME ARE TWO STOOPID MAKEING MISTAKE THAT WON WORSEREST!! (wow that kinda fell apart at the end there huh?... went from kinda making sense to... do you have your face in the baking soda again or is that just crack?... Sigh... alas I believe it is time for me to retire... and by retire of course I mean fix myself another pop-tart and than watch Meet the Parents... : \ ...today I downloaded a japanese version of the theme from Love Boat... yeah... still don't know how that one happened... : \ S'more pop-tarts!!! Worth every grain of sugar in the ocean!... and by sugar I mean salt... and by ocean I mean gravity... and by in I mean hospitable... and by worth I mean seismic rift... and let's see what kind of choose your own adventure I've created this time... Seismic rift every grain of salt hospitable the gravity?... maybe if you throw a couple commas in there or something it might make sense?... meh... work on it... get back to me with it first thing in the morning... and by first thing I mean... Pop-tarts must have some kind of addictive analogues in them cuz damn... I really need to go... now... as in this moment... not as you are reading it... but as I am typing it... this one right here... because the longer I go without going... the more I will type... and the more I type... the more Adam will think I am a fucking herion fiend... just fiendin' for it... like a fire... hot... caliente... enfuego... burning inside of me... a desire she never knew existed... as she firmly pressed her ample, heaving bossums against his pulsating/gyrating/oscilating flacid love stem, ripe with the juicy necter of life... ready to bloom at any intensely sexual moment which passed between their glistening, sweaty bodies... right in her eye! Oh my God... what the fuck just happened... I blacked out (due to a slight overdose of lsd) and I have no idea what is going on... (please God... don't ever let my mother find this site... : \ )
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