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| Lips' Joke Book | ||||||||||||||||
| In honor of Mark Twain who once said, the person you are on April 1st will be the person you will be for 364 days to come and for the person who told me that and who wisely, and through innocence, falls for all my jokes...I love you, S.H! |
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| A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" |
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| A horny bartendress walks into a termite's house and asks, "Where's the wood?" |
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| Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pitcher of beer and A MOP! |
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| How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste. |
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| So, I'm in this bar in Wyoming or Montana and I'm talkin' to this really good-looking, tall fellow and I ask him, "Just how tall are you, Cowboy?" And he says, "About 5 foot 10 inches." And I say, "Forget about the 5 feet, let's talk about the 10 inches." |
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| What's a mushroom with a nine-inch stem called? A Fungi(guy) to be with. |
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