2001: Armed robbery turns hot lead to gold. 2004: TheSpark.com stages a hostile take-over of your company, and like the conquering Mongols of old, we fire everyone. Especially you. 2009: You marry Michael Jackson. He buys you monkeys and toys. 2010: Robbed by Bigfoot. Grand Theft Sasquatch not covered by insurance. "Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2012, in the following ways: " $163,000 through insider trading. $106,000 being a star. $104,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates. $102,000 criminal mischief. $266,000 working 9 to 5. $153,000 'working' between the sheets. $106,000 hunting/gathering. And finally: "What would you do with $1,000,000?" 3,182,403 people have taken this test. Here are the last 5 responses. "I would get the hell out of the midwest!" -JLM from St. Paul, Minnesota (9:46 EST) "I would use some of the money to start a suicide awareness program in Florida schools. Some would be used to make a stock portfolio, and the rest Im spendin baby! I want a new car, new clothes, new room, Im taking lots of vacations, maybe I'll have a mini Disney built in our backyard.. hmm..." -JAH from Brandon, florida (9:43 EST) "I would fly myself to my fiancee in texas." -VMP from yokine, australia (9:37 EST) "I would buy a pimp and become a drug lord." -kl from midlothian, va (9:32 EST) "I would buy a giant squid and aquarium and make people pay to swim with it. (they would of course be eaten fast enough so the others in line dont hear their screams) ...For my own entertainment." -RVG from Okinawa, Japan (9:30 EST) Click here for an endless supply of answers to this question. Of the 3,182,403 people who've taken the WealthTest: 37% have shoplifted without getting caught 41% sign their name with an initial 39% have profited from the misery of mankind 20% have burned, torched, flamed, or ignited currency 2% wear pasties to work 19% scratch 'n sniff themselves and 868556 have moms who fart WealthTest takers last year made an average of $22,917. Disclaimer: These statistics are updated every couple minutes and are based on user responses, making them much more accurate than reality. Like this test? Want to compare scores with your friends? Send them this link: http://www.thespark.com/wealthtest Get our monthly newsletter. We'll notify you of new tests, and all things spark. Enter your e-mail address here: Do you want to receive information about cool products and promotions from sponsors of TheSpark.com?
$163,000 through insider trading. $106,000 being a star. $104,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates. $102,000 criminal mischief. $266,000 working 9 to 5. $153,000 'working' between the sheets. $106,000 hunting/gathering. And finally: "What would you do with $1,000,000?" 3,182,403 people have taken this test. Here are the last 5 responses. "I would get the hell out of the midwest!" -JLM from St. Paul, Minnesota (9:46 EST) "I would use some of the money to start a suicide awareness program in Florida schools. Some would be used to make a stock portfolio, and the rest Im spendin baby! I want a new car, new clothes, new room, Im taking lots of vacations, maybe I'll have a mini Disney built in our backyard.. hmm..." -JAH from Brandon, florida (9:43 EST) "I would fly myself to my fiancee in texas." -VMP from yokine, australia (9:37 EST) "I would buy a pimp and become a drug lord." -kl from midlothian, va (9:32 EST) "I would buy a giant squid and aquarium and make people pay to swim with it. (they would of course be eaten fast enough so the others in line dont hear their screams) ...For my own entertainment." -RVG from Okinawa, Japan (9:30 EST) Click here for an endless supply of answers to this question. Of the 3,182,403 people who've taken the WealthTest: 37% have shoplifted without getting caught 41% sign their name with an initial 39% have profited from the misery of mankind 20% have burned, torched, flamed, or ignited currency 2% wear pasties to work 19% scratch 'n sniff themselves and 868556 have moms who fart WealthTest takers last year made an average of $22,917. Disclaimer: These statistics are updated every couple minutes and are based on user responses, making them much more accurate than reality. Like this test? Want to compare scores with your friends? Send them this link: http://www.thespark.com/wealthtest Get our monthly newsletter. We'll notify you of new tests, and all things spark. Enter your e-mail address here: Do you want to receive information about cool products and promotions from sponsors of TheSpark.com?
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