The results are in. You are certifiably:

39% bastard!
22% of which is Tard


The worldwide average is 44% bastard.


How others compare:
3% (same as you)
42% (less bastard than you)
55% (more bastard than you)



Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn

Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.



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