Sex Oh! SEX IN PARIS
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First of all, thanx to the Hulton Getty Archive for providing this excellent shot that exacty show the spirit (and not only) of this section. Secondly, the girl in the photo is English and not French. The shot was taken in 1939.
Introduction and French Women

An English colleague, speaking about French Women is used to say that "they spend a lot of money to make decent something mediocre".
He is ABSOLUTELY wrong. French Women are among the finest women on Earth.
Skinny, tall, classy, nice-looking, nice speaking (lovely French Accent), French Women are really above average in Europe.
You will be surprised to see how many nice girls you will find while walking on the streets of Paris, some of them dressed to kill and smiling at you just for the pleasure of driving you mad, nothing else.

This short subsection of the guide is speaking about sex, but if you think you will find here porno things just quit now because my suggestions will be on the soft side.
The nice girl you see in the photo is the fantastic Sophie Marceau

Chasing Girls in Paris
If you really want to chase a French girl, do it like you were in your home Country, there's no practical difference.
Pay only attention to the fact that a French girl is normally open, provocative and smiling even if she has not at all in mind sex with you; thus be careful because you may really misunderstand everything and finish your evening sad and alone.

There are several ways to pick up girls in France in the "standard" way

My personal suggestion is to behave like you were in your home Country, and if you want emotional entanglement in Paris there's no better way than the normal thing (easy does it)

BUT

If you don't have enough time to spend and you want to go faster there are several layers in a ladder that you may want to climb

Layer 1 - Bird Watching

You may for instance want to see one of Paris famous shows, just to verify at a certain distance how beatiful the French girls are. If you are with your wife go to the Lido, the Moulin Rouge or the Paradis Latin, and see an Hollywood-style show with topless ballets (that will cost you a fortune multiplied by two). If you are alone you cannot miss the Crazy Horse. It's only striptease, but it's outstanding, first class, and you will never forget the highlights.
Another interesting bar in which you may know interesting people of the opposite sex is the "American Dream", that is offering, among the other things, a nice lap-dance show.

Main Addresses

The Lido of Paris
116bis, Av. Champs Elysees (8)
01 40 76 56 10

Crazy Horse
12, Av. George V (8)
01 47 23 32 32

Paradis Latin
26, Rue du Cardinal-Lemoine (5)
01 43 25 28 28

Moulin Rouge
82, Bd de Clichy (Pigalle - 18)
01 53 009 82 82

American Dream
21, rue Daunou (2)
01 42 60 99 89

Layer 2 - Walking around

There are two main sex areas in Paris, one is Pigalle, the other is Rue St. Denis (Les Halles). Generally speaking you may have a walk in both of them, but I would avoid to spend any money in one of the hundred sexy-show/shop over there.

In Rue St. Denis you will find a high concentration of sexy shops, offering any kind of tools to satisfy your needs and also "private" shows that are basically a waste of time and money. Theoretically you normally may choose from a catalog of beautiful girls and pay some special services starting from around 200ff. Normally the girl you have chosen is never available and the one that is coming is her ugly sister. Depending on how much money you invested she will use the time you paid to grab you more money promising you more special services, etc. It's a waste of time.
In St. Denis anyway try the Club 88, that is not badly managed, expecially for the peep-show. Close to the end of Rue St. Denis from Les Halles you will find two parallel rows of nice ladies waiting for you.
The problem is that the average age is that of your mother.

In Pigalle the highest concentration is for sexy shows. Normally there are people outside these sleezy bars, speaking a dozen languages and inviting you inside showing you photos of supposed live-act that even a porno magazine would refuse to publish. If you decide to go in you normally find sleezy girls doing a sleezy and normal striptease. While seated, a dozen of other sleezy girls will try to make you spend a fortune in the usual Champagne Bottle, promising things that will never happen unless you multiply by 5 the cost of the champagne. Just like the Night Club at home.

If you have other and better experiences, please tell me.

Layer 3 - The Real Thing

Choose one of the places proposed in the "Rencontres & Loisirs" section in the Pariscope and try it, but don't go there with the whole football team.

Layer 4 - Desolation Boulevards

It may happen, while walking the Champs Elysees, to be tackled by a young supposed-student that needs some money to pay the supposed-University. It's up to you to decide to help the poor girl.

A visit to the Bois de Boulogne at night will show you that there is a little corner of Brasil even here.

A visit to the inner ring of Paris will show you that the invasion from Eastern Europe has already solid basis.



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