| past QUOTES OF THE WEEK! |
| "I would rather eat a cigarette than cheese" --Laura |
| "My mom is predujice against people who bomb us" --Laura |
| "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." --Robin Williams |
| "Never underestimate the value of eccentrics and lunacy" --Lionel Luthor (smallville) |
| "Ewww....I'm never gonna have kids because of the purple gooey rasin thing that comes out of you." --Nancy (while watching a c-section on tv) |
| "We all have out time machines. Those that carry us back, theyr called memories, and those that carry us foreward, ,theyr called dreams.." --that scary guy (Time Machine) |
| "Shooting stars are lots of fun!" --Nancy |
| "I wish I were an Elf." --Kyle |
| "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the fist woman she encounters, then teams up with three compleat strangers only to kill again." --TV listing for "The Wizard of OZ" in a Marine, CA newspaper. |
| "It's precisley when humor is offencive that we need it most. Comedy should provoke, it should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions. Comedy should always leave you different from what it found you. Sure, humor can hurt, even alienate, but the risks are better than the alternative, a steady diet of innocuous, childproof, flavorless mush! Demand to be challenged! to be offended! to be treated like thinking, reasoning adults. And raise your children to be the same. Don't let a comedian, a network, a congressional committee, or an evil genious take away your freedom to laugh at whatever you want." ~Duckman |
| "Richard Simmons is like a fucked up clone of Pauley Shore" --Laura |
| To see what we have never seen, to be what we have never been. To shed the chrysalis and fly, depart the earth, kiss the sky, to be reborn, be someone new: is this a dream or is it true? Can our future be clearly shorn from a life to which we're born? Is each of us a creature free- or trapped at birth by destiny? Pitty those who believe the latter. Without freedom, nothing matters. ~The Book of Counted Sorrows by Dean Koontz |
| "My mom says old people are freaky" ~Katie |
| "I wanna have Magneto powers. Now all I have to do is get bit by a radioactive magnet." ~Lee |