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| Quotes!! |
| "Ford, Your turning into a penguin. Stop it" -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| "In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri" -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widley regarded as a bad move" -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| "With a Rubber Duck, one's never alone." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now!--Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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| "May you awake to the aroma of a thousand camels in your courtyard." --Johnny Carson |
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| "I was always careful not to let schooling interfear with my education" --Mark Twain |
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| "Save a tree. Eat a beaver" -Carmie |
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| "Your such balls. Grow a pussy" --Nancy |
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| "The school os so cheep that they only buy the orange and green Fruit Loops that noone likes" "Laura, those are Apple Jacks." |
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| "Road Wet When Raining" --Street sign in Maine Somewhere |
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| "I'm not a Vegitarian because i love animals; I'm a vegitarian because i hate plants" --A. Whitney Brown |
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| "My oppinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." --Ashleigh Brilliant |
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| We must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling..." --The Simpsons |
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| "Sure God created man before women..but then, you always make a rough draft before you make the final Masterpiece" |
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| The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss." --Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
| Confucious say..."It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it." |
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| "Last night i dreamed i ate a ten pound Marshmallow. When i woke up, the pillow was gone" --Tommy Cooper |
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| "A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of." --Burt Bacharach |
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| "I think that there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, IBM Boss, 1943 |
| "Non-Flammable is not a challenge" --Bart Simpsons |
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| "In the first palce, god made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards" --Mark Twain |
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| "This ain't Toy Story. You don't got a friend in me!" --a guy from my band class |
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| "To be is to do" --Spinozar "To do is to be" --Sartre "Do be do be do" --Sinatra |
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| "The laziest man i ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would flip over by themselves." --W.C.Fields |
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| Groucho: "Tell me something about yourself, are you married? Contestant: "Yes, I'm married and I have 13 kids." Groucho: "13 kids!? How did you do that?" Contestant: "Let's just say i love my husband very much." Groucho: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out every once in a while." --From You Bet Your Life with Groucho Marx |
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| "Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do it from a religious conviction." --Blaise Pascal |
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| "Some people say i must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy--in a jar on my desk." --Steven King |