2 - Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk.
3 - Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to call them at 4:00 a.m.
4 - Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
5 - Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical kung fu powers.
6 - Warning: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really really big guy named Franz.