Inside the house Jesus is surrounded by a few girls. "So , yeah. I'm the man , you see that movie passion of Christ? Yeah , its all about me baby."
Back outside the girl has her hands around Nick for balance. "I pooked." Nick smiles. "Thats cute!! Whats your name?" She pukes on him. Nick answers back "Hello *pukes on her* how are you doing?" She sees Tristan's bus , "can we go in there , i don't want to go in there like this. My boyfriend will have a fit . . ." "Oh . . ." He loses hope but helps her into the bus and gives her a towel. She's in a grumpy mood. "Now get the fuck out unless you want me puke all over you again." Nick goes back inside.
Once inside Nick is caught in a stampede. The dwarves are attacking everybody. One of them grabs Tristans leg. He kicks it and it explodes against the wall. "SPAGHETTI!" Nick is confused. "What happened?" "Lynnette threw one out the window than all hell broke lose." A dwarf pulls out a gun but Josh grabs it and points it at him. "Put your hands behind your head." "I can't!!" "Touch your toes" "I can't" "I know." Everybody laughs. The midg . . . scuse me don't want to offend em , ankle biters hop on cats and charge with machine guns in their arms. "FUCK THIS " Everyone runs to the bus. "Wheres Kev?" Kev skips to the bus with a huge smile. he's shot several times but doesn't notice. "Hey guys!" He passes out. They quickly throw him in the back. The bus starts up and drives off. The girl from before pops up. "Whats going on?" Its too late and they can't kick her out. They continue driving.
Elsewhere a man in a long black trenchcoat has an evil smirk. His name is Trent , and he is the leader of a group formed to find the preacher. He shakes his fist to the sky. "Soon the gates of heaven will be burned down. wahahahahahaha!!"
In the back of the bus the girl rests her head on Nick's lap. She can barely keep her eyes open. "Head . . .hurt . . . hangover." NIck brushes her cheek , she seems to ease up a little. As rude/mean as she might be she's still beautiful. Nick's hand wanders down and caresses her neck , he leaves his fingers massaging her collarbone than a voice pops into his head. "FUCK HER , NICK!!" Nick is surprised and jumps up. She's agitated , "Cum on!! I was ALMOST horny " She laughs at him. Nick knows he didn't think that thought. Pervertedperv speaks in his mind. "She wants it , Nick. We're gonna have fun with her." Nick makes the shocker sign against his will. The bus stops at an Irving station. Nick gets out dizzily. Jason speaks up. "You okay man?"
Another man is going into Irving and bumps into Nick. "Fuckin watch it!!" "Sorry." The man isn't happy with the apology "Don't be a fuck up next time." Evilperv takes over his mind. "Gonna let him talk to you like that? A real man would tear off his head and shit down his throat. " Pervertedperv takes over "Yeah than we're gonna spread our ass cheeks and cover our brown eye in baby powder than fart at the mirror , goodtimes , goodtimes!" Nick ignores the voices and goes to the bathroom. While inside he wonders what the hell is going on.
Kev is too wounded to get out of the bus and the girl still has a hangover. They don't see a van full of midgets aproach.
Meanwhile the others are inside Irving as A sadistic looking group walks in : Trent , Banshee(female) , Sped , Possess , Medusa (female and has long black hair all the way to her ass , well unless you have her hair on the other side , which might be fun cuz it would tickle her love box and she'd be all ooooohlala and shit like that but seriously would that feel good , I mean its hair. I've had my clothes washed in with my sisters , so I've had like 2 foot hairs end up in my boxers and they slide an all and you pull a 2 foot hair out of your ass but its not erotic and it doesn't feel good but than again its an ass not a major sex organ , than again as always I do enjoy being spanked and grabbed but definately prefer the spank cuz I have gotten chills from a spank as I've told people before.)
Medusa walks up to Savannah . "You're cute." Savannah smiles back. "Hey , I saw her first." Sped walks up to her. Savannah feels a bit uncomfortable. Tristan is looking for Star Crunch as Trent aproaches. "Hey" Tristan doesn't know why he's talking to him. " . . .hello" "You guys look familiar , say . . . who went into the bathroom . . .is . . was that the gentleperv. . . " Tristan is getting suspicious.
Back in the bathroom Nick is in pain trying to fight the voices in his head. Evilperv speaks. "This mission needs me and you know it. Let the anger out. Set me free Nick." Nick punches the mirror and it shatters. A sadistic look crosses his face. The bathroom door opens and the asshole who bumped into him before walks in. Nick grabs him and throws him at the toilet , shattering it. He picks him up and hurls him at the door. It flies off the hinges as everyone looks to see Nick come out , blinded by hate. "Its them! The heaven soldiers!" Tristan quickly throws Trent at Sped , knocking him over. Banshee breathes in deep just as Trent covers her mouth , "Not in public."
Kara looks outside and screams , the dwarves are surrounding the van and unloading machine gun blasts into the bus. Kev and the girl hit the deck. The girl takes the drivers seat and smashes into Irving. The others get in and take off. The dwarves get in the van and follow. Tristan takes the wheel again as the oompaloompas aproach. Jason opens the back and takes out a microphone , " ankle biters , door wedges , knee sniffers whatever you call yourselves maybe we can make a deal. I completely understand your anger. I mean can you guys even reach your penis's? you can't even jerk it can you? Thats horrible and once in awhile someone forgets to take you out of their pocket and you get thrown in the wash and people wonder why the hell the garden gnome is talking to them and . . . " The bus hits a bump as Jason is flung out the back. The others mistakenly think he's dead and keep driving. Kara begins crying. Lynnette holds her. "I'm sorry , we'll do anything to make you feel better. We're here for you. He was a great. . . " A car with one dim light goes by. Lynnette and Josh Kev quickly punch the ceiling. "PADIDDLE!" Lynnette laughs . "Haha , I beat ya!" She goes back to Kara. "He was a great guy."
Suddenly a van drives by and crashes into the dwarfmobile. The bus quickly speeds away. The sadistic cult gets out of the van. Trent smiles as the dwarves walk out. "Possess" Possess's body goes limp as he leaves it. Sped catches him. Possess ends up inside a dwarf. The dwarf's eyes turn red as he turns around and shoots his friends. The other dwarves aim their sights on the group. Banshee breathes in as the group covers their ears. She screams and blows out their ear drums and sends them flying back.