Maeve stands before Triboban. "Oh you fight like a champ. May I reward your bravery? " She pulls out a bottle of rum but the Triboban reclines. "Bob doesn't drink." "But Noon does!!" She begins pouring it into a stove pot. His lip quivers. "P . . . p . . pot o' rum . . .my favorite." "Here!!!" She throws it at him and hits directly , the alcohol scorching its flesh. Steam rises as the Triboban seperates into Bob and Noon. She slams their heads together , knocking them out.
Maeve walks over to Lynnette. "And now it ends!!" She starts to breathe in deep as a red mist pulls itself out of Lynnette's mouth. Lynnette screams for help. The mist is getting absorbed into Maeve's body. Maeve's gray pube like head hair begins to darken and grow , her face begins to form into something not resembling a rejected garden gnome. Lynnette screams. "KARA HELP!!" Kara screams back. "This horse got a lot of life in him , hold on!!"
Maeve rises from her wheel chair as her legs lengthen. Soon a gorgeous dark haired woman is floating above Lynnette with black hair flowing almost to her ankles. All the guys are frozen in awe. Jimmy looks to Lynnette. "Honey , we can always have another kid!." "I want my Natalie , someone stop her!!"
Bob in a daze crawls over to Maeve and slams the pot across her face. She pulls back in pain as the mist slowly pulls back into Lynnette but its no use as Maeve grabs Bob by the throat and hurls him across the room , smashing against the wall. Maeve once again floats above Lynnette.
"Get away from her you bitch!!!" Maeve looks over to see Kara mad as hell , glowing red eyes and all. Kara trembles with rage as her body bursts into blue flame. "Give me all your power Gentleperv , I just need one last attack." She starts running at Maeve screaming. "You made me kill my pony!!", but doesn't notice her shoe has come untied and she trips , slamming her face against the ground. Everyone looks at Kara. Kev slaps his forehead hard. "Well we're fucked." Kara moans a little. "Velcro . . .velcro next time."
Maeve smiles but than is taken aback by a blinding white light. She looks over and sees its coming from Leif's leather pants. Leif smiles , "they still fit! I will reclaim my fame." She stares at the light coming from the bulge in his pants. "Its beautiful." Maeve looks out the window and sees the sun beginning to rise. "No , you've distracted me!!" The time of the prophecy has past just short of her completing the ritual and all the energy flows back into Lynnette. Maeve transforms back into her old self. Everybody cheers but than cuts quickly at the sound of Maeve crying. "I was so close!!"
Leif sits next to her . "Listen , you have to accept that true beauty comes from inside. If you stopped being a bitch and wheezing & shit . . .Maeve you could be quite a catch." Maeve smiles. "You'd date me?" "No , I'm shallow and you'd still be fat. " He grabs her quick. "Now , I have her!!" Kara grabs a gun from one of the dead guards and shoots Maeve in the head. Everyone cheers again but the wound begins to heal.
Maeve gowls at them." Now you'll all pay for interferin . . ." Kara grabs her and the two of them float in the air. "No we won't." She looks down in horror as the ground splits , demonic hands and fire racing up to her. Kara can feel herself getting weaker for some reason. In a burst of light Gentleperv pulls its soul of Kara and reaches into Maeve . Maeve's soul kicks and screams as Nick pulls it out of her . With all his energy Nick holds her as they sink down to the floor , demon hands grabbing them both. Kara hits the floor and starts coughing hard.
They all watch as the ground heals itself and the portal of hell is almost closed. Gentleperv's soul flies out but noone can see it , except Kara . Kara runs down the hall after it. "Kara!! " Lynnette yells but they silence her. "Let her go , she's been through a lot."
A portal of light opens above Gentleperv and he starts to float towards it until he hears a voice from behind. "ASSHOLE." He looks back to see Kara crying. "After everything would you leave without saying goodbye?" "You can see me?" He looks up as the portal starts to close. Kara is shaking. "Don't go . . . there has to be more stories , more adventures . . ." Nick floats down to her and holds her. "Who will help me cwoss the stweet?!!" "I'll always be here for you , for all of you but I have to go. This story kinda sucked , I'm running out of ideas , funny things to say and all that shit." "The snake twins , the Triboban and now with this story , the fetis punch . . . don't go , they'll disapear forever." The portal is almost closed. "Kara . . . . " She looks into his eyes. " . . .I love you
're appreciation for my stories but you must keep them inside and carry on. CHEAP I KNOW HAHAHAMake me proud Gentlepervette!" With that he takes off into the portal.
Back in the present Natallie is in tears as they all sit around the house. "What a beautiful story . . . .didn't tell me how I was born." "Oh yeah " Lynnette replies. "So months later you and your deformed mutant brother Belial were born in a hospital , so we loved you to death and we keep Belial in the attic." Natalie laughs. "Oh mom , you're so funny!" The attack begins to shake as a clawed hand tries to break through the ceiling boards. Jimmy starts smacking the ceiling with a broom." Settle down!!!!!" Natalie's eyes are huge in terror.
Kara smiles and walks outside by herself. "5 years ago . . . its really been that long?" She stands tall as a giant spotlight flashes across the sky. A giant logo of the shocker races across the sky. She smiles. Gentlepervettes cracks her fingers than takes off in search of new adventures
THE END