Josh is intrigued. "Street Fighter?" "Yes , but we have much to worry about." Ben throws survelance photos onto a table in front of them and everyone gasps. "Maeve is head of this operation. You must be warned. Also you must know your enemy. That important briefcase in Pulp Fiction that you never found out what was in it . . it was Maeve. Maeve can not be exposed to water , sunlight and fed after midnight. When Freddy Krueger has nightmares he sees Maeve. You know when baby dolphins get trapped in nets?" "Yeah" "Thats depressing as hell" "Huh?" "What?"
Jimmy looks through a few portfolios on Maeve. "What can you tell us about her origins?" "A lot. After a night of heavy drinking God awoke from a hilarious dream and created Maeve but forgot the joke. He showed Satan who replied 'I don't get it' Thus Maeve was forced to Earth. Once born Maeve burst out of her mother's stomach , hissed at the doctors than crawled away and went off record for several years. She was later found to be raised by highly abusive parents which would normally be sad but its Maeve thus quite hilarious. Her father would keep her in a cage and tease her with left overs , saying 'Want some chicken . . . want some . . .nope , mineeeeeee' than eat in front of her but one day he got too close to the cage and maeve bit his hand off and grinded it into the shape of a key. She escaped and worked as a watchdog at a dumpsite killing burglars foreverrrrrrr foreverrrrrrrrr. Later her owner grew fond of her and decided to keep her at home next to a baseball field where she would catch incoming baseballs in her mouth and kill any kids who dare cross the fence to recover their ball."
Its a lot to take in but they know not to question it. Ben bids farewell and takes off back to the van on his way to Florida.
Bob looks over the blueprints of the prison. "This won't be easy , we'll need to patrol the moat , keep watch on the computer , someone needs to get me a Full Throttle , infiltrate the base and send someone through the air ducts." Kara raises her hand. "I'm the small one , I'll do the air ducts." "Are you sure? You'd be sent in first and unprotected." "I'm sure" Bob hooks her up with a tracker. They check the systems on the computer and have a lock on her. "Okay you're good to go." They take a look up to see an open window on the top floor of the prison. "Thats my entrance. I'll need a cannonball special Noon"
Kara runs at Noon and her grabs her , launching her towards the window. Their is a violent smack and a splat of blood as she smashes through the wall inches from the window. She shakes herself off and speaks
into a headset. "I'm in" Kev looks at the computer and finds Kara's position and gives the thumbs up to Bob. "You're good."
Inside The Gentleperv is bruised and broken. He stares at the toilet in front of him and hopes his friends can find him before he has to use it. The lid of the toilet bowl is covered in shit that looks like uncooked browny batter , a light gray gravy like substance dripping to the floor. A few pieces of corn float in a puddle of man poop , steam rising from one hardened spot where the sun touches it , a lonely peanut portruding from it , reeking of a mixture of cat food , damp crotch and spoiled milk. Through the brownish their is also a streak of green where a piece curves like an old banana waiting for . . .
Maeve is in another room talking with her police squad. "They're here , I can sense it." A surveilance camera catches a glimpse of Kara going to an air duct. "Can you find her?" Leif looks nervous. "No master , she's moving pretty fast." Maeve is severly agitated. "Well like my father used to say . . ." Leif chimes in "Its never gonna heal if you don't stop picking at it." Everyone laughs but than hushes in fear. "Besides that he said want something done right , do it yourself." She looks up and sees an air duct above her. She leaps up and into the duct , crawling away frantically while wheezing. Leif shivers. "There's the stuff of nightmares." The cops hear Maeve giggling demonically above them and all start to cry in fear.
Kara has only a small lighter for vision in the pitch black duct. Its completely claustrophobic as she crawls along. She hears something scurry about behind her. "Hello?" Kev looks at the monitor. "Kara you're not alone , move!!" Kara desperately tries to crawl away. Suddenly Kev's monitor screws up and Pacman comes on. It apears as though a big Pacman mouth is after Kara. "Kara grab the cherry and turn around." "What?"
Soon everyone else is surrounding the monitor as it messed up again , now with Tetris on screen. Lynnette screams into a headset. "Kara lookout a big seven gonna fucking land on you!!" "What!!?" She runs again as her lighter goes out. There is silence until the monitor is working again. Kev is in horror. "Kara its right behind you!" She gets the lighter going again and turns around , face to face with Maeve. "Play with meeeeeeeee." She blows out the lighter as Kara screams.
Lynnette throws the headset down and grabs Jimmy's arm . "She's still alive , she's a snaketwin , we don't go down that easily!!" The two rush outside. "We need to get to the roof . . . Noon!!" Noon gets ready to throw them but Jim refuses. "I have a grappling hook." " . . . why didn't you give it to Kara?" Jim hesitates." . . . we need to hurry!"
Meanwhile Kev and Dut suit up in swat uniforms , they both put on headbands to look like Snake from Metal Gear. "We'll infiltrate the base." Josh goes outside, I'll watch the perimeter." Bob and Noon take out a self inflating raft. "We got the moat." Jason goes to the monitor. "I'll watch the feeds." Dalt and Rand go to a game consol. "Street Fighter 2 , I'll be Zangief."
Lynnette looks up at the big prison. "Please be alright Kara."
CHAPTER 3
Nick sits in his jailcell as a few men step in with a doctor. "Gentleperv , we feel you definately need counseling , you see alcohol is a gateway drug." "Huh?" "Listen to these people who've been where you are and where you will eventually be."
The first guy sits down. "I thought I was okay to drive but I ended up hitting a kid." "What was your blood rate?" "Oh , not too high , I was just so mad that I got an OUI that I went home and hit my kid." Nick rolls his eyes , knowing its gonna be a long day. The man continues. Alcohol changed me. You think you're fine but it lead me to places I didn't wanna go. Booze lead me to fingering my kid." He shows Nick his pinky. "Not this one" Than his index. "Not this" He shows his thumb. "This isn't even really considered a finger , no its not its just . . . finger , finger BOOM child fucker" It hurt me just as much as him , it sounds like stirring really cheesy macaroni." "Thats enough!! I really don't think I'm gonna end up like that." "Thats what I said" chimes in another man. He looks thoroughly ashamed. " I . . I'm not gay or anything but after my OUI I . . .I wanted to have . . . anal intercourse with my wife." He begins crying but again Gentleperv is blank. "Thats fairly common there chief , don't be a homophobe , I tried to talk a few girls into it last week." The doctor starts writing. "And so it begins."
Nick looks at the other man. "Your story?" "I spilled a Budweiser on me and now I smell like beer." Gentleperv looks at him blankly than starts shouting. "JESUS CHRIST , BOOZE ISN'T A GATEWAY DRUG AND YOU KNOW WHAT . . .NEITHER IS POT . THE GATEWAY IT LEADS TO IS A FUCKING BAG OF DORRITOS AT 3 AM. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!" The guards come in and start to beat him down.