| Mr. Walker's Biography | ||||
| Mr. Walker was born many years ago, at a very young age. He is currently very old. It is said that he grew up in the days when there was no internet and people had to actually touch the television to change the channels (all three of them). It is rumored that he has parents, but these people have been reluctant to come forward and identify themselves, for obvious reasons. Mr. Walker has been to college. A lot. He has earned credits at no less than five universities, yet only has two college degrees: a bachelor's in education from Langston University, and a juris doctor from Oklahoma City University. Mr. Walker's hobbies include soccer, reading, computers and figuring out ways to get out of grading papers. Mr. Walker has two cats, Bloomberg and Tiger, who graciously allow him to live with them in a very modest house somewhere in central Oklahoma. Mr. Walker is licensed to practice law in the state of Oklahoma, but if you ever get arrested, don't call him, as he didn't really pay attention in law school. Mr. Walker often writes about himself in the third person. |
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