97/October – Golden Trout
Well done Gary! But don't forget
Conservation of mass
Avoshit -- Casio Rules!
Where's the trowel? I just want to be one of the boys!
Tom, Could you pull over?
3 miles an hour is hauling ASS
Cliff bars -- all purpose fuel
Great Brownies and Pringles"
Kern Peak??? - give us a f&^%ing trail!
Squirt-Bottle Wine????
We'll be back at 5:00 for dinner, dear
What's that smell -- easy on the brakes!
Smores next time
What are you looking at, you fat cow!
Watch your step -- some are still moist in the middle" "Which way do we go?
I don't see any footprints
Now that the trip is over I need to buy a map
You probably felt like a Jackass -- I think it's time for you boys to leave!
-Tom
Expressions to remember the trip:
Gary please Bring - Bear container & Water Bag
Gary Brought - No Container & h20 Bag -No cap
"0 for 2"
Ridgecrest - Tom's kind of Town
More Jalapenos on that pizza, Paul
"Did I say I was more EFFICIENT?"
"TWO strange backpackers -Stupid Rhymes - A Little to Happy."
"Optional Rest-day for the Smart people"
FAT COW Meadow - No, FAT COW-PADDY Meadow
Nice Silk Shirt - Interesting Sweat Pattern
Wilderness - Where is all the Wild-life?
Good trip. Good organizing, Tom. It went well, in spite of
the Q/ratio ;-) . I'm bottling this week and then it takes
about two weeks to develop some taste. I'll keep you
guys posted.
-grc
Gary and Tom stole my job! I'm supposed to be the official quote creator.
Oh well, I snoozed. Great quotes.
Tom: thanks again for planning the trip, getting the car, and organizing.
Without you, I don't think these trips would ever come together.
How about:
Why didn't you ask for a GOOD pizza place
Let's head to the Bikini Lounge
Its not as scary driving this at night
They have guns, and they don't like us
We drove to Fat Cow Meadow yesterday!
Paul and Gary made the best fashion statements.
That's got to be Whitney, I mean Kern Peak, no its not.
Conservation of crap
Anyone could start a fire with this wood, except Dave.
Gary, get some more wood..Now!
The food is OK if the bears are no taller than 20" tall.
Are those food cans between your legs, or are you happy to see me?
Is it drop a log and pinch a loaf, or pinch a log and drop a loaf?
Tom lost his rectal purity in the forest. The forest will never be the same.
How can we get lost with all these electronic devices?
My hands are exposed, where did I leave those hiking gloves?
Beef is a bi-product of leather
The cattle are king of the wilderness
How many brands of power bars does Dave have?
Stop that Qualcomm shop talk, boys
Stop that GD shop talk, boys
Ricky, you are holding the wrong end of that walking stick. Ouch!
Tom's gonna need a mighty big hole
Paul's gonna need a lot of holes
Gary, you really don't need to hold the flashlight on the fire
Where is that damn Red Hill?
Is that bull going to charge us?
It took us less time to hike the last day than it took to drive home.
No peak bagged, but it still beats watching football
Is Tom ever not in a hurry the last day of a trip?
djj