THE WHALE AND THE TEACHER



     A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

     The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

     The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

     The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"

     The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

     The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."


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