top10lastwords

Logan's Top 10 Famous Last Words...

10. "What do you mean 'play a song for you,'
      what do you think I am a $&%!*#^ DJ???"

9.   "There's no way your daughter's only that old!"

8.   "Just throw it... I can catch it!"

7.   "That storm's at least 5 miles from here Bill,
      we've got plenty of time to try'n catch
      one more!"

6.   "Yeah! I'm sure it's off!"

5.   "Wonder if this wire is still hot?"

4.   "Never mind that dear, they're just testing
      the sirens!"

3.   "Well, Dan said it wouldn't hurt much!"

2.   "Lightning NEVER comes thru the phone!"

...and,

1.   "Hey Ya'll...Watch This!"

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