2000

• "Mmm, donut...Yuck!!! That's not donut!"
• "Where can I put this?" "In there...yeeeeahhh..."
• Chin Skid! "Mr. Burns, we need to plant a tree."
• Mr. Smiles' really-big-huge-massive-chain-gun rampage
• "Yeah sure, I know how to do the lab." *5 minutes later water's splashing everywhere*
• "Come wit da powice offica.."
• THE gay guy of Pennington
• "Herman!"
• Sgt. Penis Genie
• "You're awfully walky today."
• "Fix my glasses bitch!!"
• Mattress Burn "Chris! I didn't know you liked it that rough."
• *boom boom BOOM BOOM boom boom* "There goes Mr. Posey"
• Evil janitor cart that runs people over
• Disco Copier
• Bretzger Rascal *cheesy horn sound*
• Lunchbox
• Hours of endless fun! Come hear the door sounds of Old Main
• "Um...how do you write 'bvvrrrrrr'?"
• TJ's Head herpes
• *lights go out* "Ahhhh!!!" "Sorry, you're not TJ"
• Don's Coma
• Are TJ and Bobby...together?"
• Club Ryan, erecti
• *muffled voice from the donut box* "Step away from the donuts..."
• The Dynamic Duo
• "When you suck it it comes...um! noo!"
• "Do you really want the job?" "Meat-o-balla!"
• "When's the last time you heard a moose make that kinda noise?"
• Drive by cupping/changing
• "Should I honk at Steve?" "DO IT!", finger
• Clear view
• Daycare center
• "Oh so you'll hold the trash for m*WHACK*...okay..."
• "Um, kids? Jill needs a little help getting up."
• Mr. Burns' doctor phone
• Cellular-One guy
• The fat guy in the hobby shop
• Stephen Moon
• "Oooohh, we can spell!"
• *boomph* *boomph* "Steven!" "Ughhhh"
• Cerrato walking across the street
• *bam!* "Oh my god that was Mr. Thompson!" *peeling out sound*
• Spherical Walking
• Cerrato's Geo
• TJ's rusty Molest-o-Matic Van
• The ball
• "Ahhhh, whaddaya gonna do?"

2001

• Kercheck-Monar!
• Winkler's Wild VCR
• Massive 70's Tub Whiplash
• Tenis McNenis
• The Sisters
• Casual Crotch Grab [with accompanying sound]
• Gear Grinding Guy
• Coma Shifting Don
• AIDS Wheel
• Feely Room
• Mr. Corporation
• High Pants
• "There's something in my eye!"-On Steel Force
• Chicken McGrill
• Dragon-wearing, child molesting, Japanimation, obese guy on the Aplengiest Express
• Sex in the Civic
• Seratey, Walky, etc.
• "Can I use your bathroom? I need to pass a stone."
• Dreamcast Smear
• Lawn Care Manslaughter
• "Point of Inquiry, is that a mumu?"
• "Delegates, please maintain decorum."
• "Who..ahh, who...ahh, who...who, ahh..."
• Drop the Kids Off at the Pool/Playground
• "The kids are trying to open the garage door!!"
• Hot tub frog noise
• "I wouldn't know, I'm not experienced in vaginal cleansing methods."
• [Lethargic Voice]"Let's...plaaayyy...vollleyyyyybaaalll"
• Extremely-fast-rubbing-against-you, Cat
• "Come on out guys!" *slip, crack, smash, thud*...bvvvvrrrr
• Burnt Rubbers

2002

• Teets, Pops, Singer
• 8675309
• "Alright, bye!".......-the car doesn't drive away-*ahem*
• Teets' Orgasmic-Sobbing Face
• Afro-Mumu
• "This could be yours..."--"Ooooooo"
• Don's Stupid Collapsy Seat
• Mr. Lavin's Sonic Stumble
• Alex Wynn: "I made a fractal and it gave me a nosebleed."
• Sam's Spasm Collar
• "I gotta hit the 'strooms"
• Mattress burn
• Bugaboo steak noise
• Mall Music, Rising scale w/ baby crying
• Alex Wynn, Alex Minning Inc
• Confused Yelling Incidents, History of
• Donut Intercourse
• "I'd like to bring to the committee's attention that I have intestinal blockage and for the past four months all I've passed are buddy beans."
• *in a strained voice with teeth clenched* "Are we going to Chiiiii-Chiiiiiiiiis?"
• Disco Car Alarm
• "The Support Motion"/"Reverse Support Motion" aka RSM and Super RSM
• Snot-Rocket!!
• Hot Pocket Thong
• Diana Buttravage, Mavis Poontitty
• English Class: "In a third great act of um, history, confused des...des...d...d...ok."
• Rotary Breasts
• CK Conference Room = Get that print toner, old coffee, B.O. kinda smell"
• CK Nursing Home = "Get that geriatrics kinda feeling!"
• CK Carcinogens = "Cancer in a bottle!"
• Strained Mathbook Suprise Incident