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| The Origin of the term "Good Times" dates back to the Martha Stewart "Delicious Dish" SNL skit. The essence of Good Times can't be explained, only felt. |
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| WARNING |
| Some of the stories you are about to read may leave you thinking, "These aren't good times. That must have been really shitty". Yes, at the time of occurance, the people involved may not have been having good times, BUT the fact that you can always sit out on DJ's lawn chairs and talk about the GOOD TIMES is what makes it alllgooooooddddddaaaaaaaahhhh! |
| Out and about It was a cool october night and the SoCo was flowing. Andy was at the wheel of the Prelude and the bass was bumpin'. Andy, Ned, DJ, Karl and Erik drove to Batavia to watch Brighton play Batavia in football. Although the prelude reached speeds of 105 on this trip, it took about 1 hour to reach their destination. The game was exciting and went down to the wire. After the game, the rowdy men returned to the prelude and headed home. While stuck in a jam outside the stadium, the young men began to scream obsenities at people. The prelude was chased by some thugs, but the prelude escaped. The men proceeded to burn rubber and miss the turnoff for the thruway. Many words were exchanged between the residents of Batavia and the 5 men. They eventually found their way back to the turnoff. Someone said "lets go back". Nobody knows why they went back but they did. Karl stretched his neck out of the sunroof and yelled "You dirty whore" into a crowd of people. We decided to leave but while Andy was executing an ill advised K-turn, a PIG on a bike attacked the prelude. Andy played dumb but he didnt have a night license so the popo proceeded to screw us in the ass. They charged Erik with yelling which apparently is called "Disorderly Conduct" in Batavia. Erik was fined 50 dollars and andy's dad had to drive to Batavia and pick him up. |
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| Places where good times are had Brookside Lawn Chairs Allendale Columbia/Oak Hill Taco Bell Henrietta BHS parking lot Demo Derby- MCF |
| They Burned the B!? Homecoming night 2000. Karl and Michelle were at Ada's house. Ada and DJ left for the dance and Karl and Michelle followed. Karl started the Bronco and sparks flew from the ignition. There soon was fire. Karl tried to put it out but it kept getting bigger. They left the car and started to think of what to do. Karl remembered that his most precious possesion was still in the car (a special brew and a 12 pack). He retrieved them just before the radio blew out and the car burst into heavy flames. They watched as the car burned. After about 3 minutes BOOOOOM!!! The gas tank went up. The seats were gone except for metal springs. The steering wheel resembled a thin metal coat hanger. DJ's hat was lost but Karl's beer was saved. |
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| Top 10 List You might be having Good Times if....... 10) Bo is bumming someone 9) you are making chicken coops, buying chickens at the public market or releasing chickens into the school 8) A 99 Black Blaza pulls up 7) You hear Weeooooo! 6) you are in a junk yard. 5) Karl is making noodles. 4) You are working on a demolition derby car. 3) you are letting out rats and crickets in the school. 2) you are in, on or around CRX. 1) You find yourself sitting on Lawn chairs in front of DJ's house with a coke in your hand and the tune of Juicy playing in the backround. |
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| Animal Behavior The senior prank of the class of 2000 was not a single prank. It was a series of menacing pranks meant to leave a lasting impression. The first of the pranks was started in july of 1999. It was a fish tank. 10 feet long, 3 high and 4 wide. It was painted with SENIORS and "frosh suck" on it. We were wasting no time getting onto the spirit of things. The day before school, Karl and DJ went and caught about 10 small fish. They also bought some crayfish and minnows. At 2 am the night before the 1st day of school, Brad, DJ, Erik and Karl converged on the tank. They hoisted it up on their shoulders and walked it across the vast BHS parking lot. It was placed in front of the school and a hose was left running to fill it with water. The cooler full of fish was emptied into the tank along with the crayfish and minnows. The police never showed up. The next morning to our dissapointment the tank was nowhere to be found. It had been dismantled early in the morning by BHS janitors. Dead fish lie in the grass and the large 10 foot panel that said SENIORS was at the dumpster. The proud seniors took back their panel and displayed it in front of the lawn chairs. Part II Our mid year prank was probably our best executed prank out of the lot. Andy and DJ spent the morning driving the CRX to many pet stores. They bought a total of 250 chirpin' crickets and 2 live rats. They distributed the crickets into 4 boxes and the rats each got a box too. They hid the animals in a locker for a period and synchronized watches for 11 am. At approximately 11am, Erik Osterberg, DJ Sullivan, Karl Dobosz, Kevin Schmidt and Andrew Mir all asked to be excused from their respective classes. They converged on the locker that held the animals. Each man took a box. DJ went left and the others went right. Excitement got the best of the group as they let out all of the crickets in one hallway along with a rat. This was probably the best thing because it created a heavy concentration of crickets and freaked a lot of people out. The next day, several fires were set in the school. The school tried to link the 2 events but never found anything out. Dr. Knapp went on the morning show and gave us some press coverage. The rumors were wild with this one. Ranging from a rat infestation to an insect plague. The fate of the rats is unknown although considerable speculation has been made. There was a burned rat allegedly found inone of the burning trash cans and another dead rat found on ms. mangiones desk. I dont think so. but hey, let the legend grow. |
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| This Replica Knight Rider picture is possible thru the efforts of Andy Mir who painted his Z black and drove it off a ramp into a pond. All for the DDCB. |
| Fortune teller link. Where will you be in 10 years? |
| The infamous Osterberg Rager The night began in Karl's hot tub. 10 people pre-gamed the new years festivities in the new giant tub. Alex enjoyed himself thoroughly, while others just splashed around and had some old school good times. The party was put on by Adam Osterberg who was reluctant to have Eriks "young" friends crash his party. Wes Frisk did show up and he did get the boot. DD who was not yet DD was DD and he drove the old Regal with 10 people on icy roads from Karl's to the Osterbergs. When we got there, the party was in full swing. Erik greeted us with a college scream at the door. Everyone poured in and continued to partake of the various beverages available. When the ball fell, the living room had about 60 people in it. This is a 15x20 room. The popo showed up at some point at which all 150 partiers fled the scene. Some wearing 1 shoe, men wearing womens shoes and some barefoot in the white snow of the Osterberg's back yard. Mike Beaudoin appointed himself "moses" and freed all the opressed partiers by directing them to the doors. He also received a $150 ticket when he cursed at an officer. When the party resumed, the drunken hoards slowly filtered out. At some point Elliot Maibaum left a message on the Osterberg's answering machine which is known as the "peeing on the lawn" message. In the wee hours of the morning Erik was seen to be dancing in the snow wearing only slippers and shorts. At one point he slipped on the tiles and got up only to fall right back down. He got up and dusted him self off.......and then fell again. Brad drove home the Regal. When we woke up, the house was mysteriously clean. The kitchen table full of empties ranging from Bass Pale Ale to Popov Vodka to Colt 45 was clean. As we sat and ate breakfast we thought to ourselves that the spirit of the party was gone, right then, Mikey opened the fridge and pulled out the last remaining alcohol remaining.............A half empty Colt 45. Since The infamous night of December 31, 1998 there have been parties at the Osterberg home. The police have visited for old time sake or just to say hi a few times. The Spirit of the Osterberg Rager lives on as we wait for another to lead the way......... |
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| The Lawn Chairs There are many things that have been said and done while sitting on the lawn chairs. They are all funny and we remember the good times. What disturbs people is when we see something that we cannot explain. One day when several of us were sitting on the lawn chairs and gazing out into the street. As a van approached, we strained our eyes to see the peculiar shape in the driver's seat. The object was distinctly a puppet. It was a round head on a stick with arms out and steering the wheel. We could not see any form of human in the car. To this day, several of us still stick to our story when we say "WE SAW A PUPPET DRIVING A VAN" |
| Mr. Hall's class DJ and Andy were the only freshman men in Mr. Hall's Bio class. Consequently we were beaten, abused and taken advantage of. The following infamous people were in that class with us. Tony Miller, Erik Elsbree, Ben Dolinky, Adam Capell, Zuzu, Lauren Anthony,Lauren Hubbard, Alex Drum, and Akshay. Andy came handcuffed to class one day for a joke and Tony started to physically beat him. Tony broke DJ's binder the dirst day of class. ZuZu had fun taunting us. Mr.Hall nearly quit teaching because of that class. Andy and DJ made a video for a class and I remember being scared that Tony would beat us because the video was weird. The class actually loved it and we escaped physical harm. Larissa Kaplan was also in this class. She drives a neon. This kid named Sergei was convinced to try a "gumball" which was really a paintball. Mr. Hall turned from the chalk board to witness Sergei spitting up orange paint in the garbage. |
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| Andy and Jenny got married and had a baby. It's name was CRX. Accord and CRX got married and had a baby. It's name was Civic. Miguel and Jess got married but Miguel cheated on Jess with Civic. Karl and michelle had a threesome with CRX. DJ and Ada got married and had a baby named Stang. Stang died after it ran into a brick sign. Erik and Fatmobile got married but fatmobile was too old and had many heart attacks before she finally passed away. Alex often wonders whether he would rather have a lamborghini or Eliana. Brad was married to Cutlass but Cutlass was killed and he remarried Sarah. Soon after, Brad found a new love named Blaza. Since then there has been a love triangle between Brad, blaza and sarah. John is the most faithful. He married Sable 3 years ago and he still loves her even though she requires many repairs. Andy has had 6 love affairs with the following: CRX, Caddy, XT6, Accord,Prelude, 300zx. He just cant commit and they leave him because he does not treat them well. CRX is in the old folks home now because it is tired of being abused. Karl has not had good luck with his relations. His relationship with F-150 destructed and his time with Bronco ended when she just BLEW UP on him one day. |
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| John got a go-kart from Matt Mattison. One day he and Andy and DJ rode it out at the MC Fair grounds. It was off the hee-zay. I have a feeling Go-karts may be a significant source of fun next summer. |