FAQ

F.A.Q.
Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I have to pay 15$ if I am on DDCB?
             A: She said nah,(NO). The DDCB is a social entity. The demolition derby effort appreciates all donations when it comes time for our garage sale in may

2. When is the demolition Derby and where?
            A:Early August at the Henrietta Dome Center, Monroe County Fairgrounds.

3. How long does it take the Limited Buick Roadmaster accelerate 0-60?
            A: 6.8 seconds.
      note: a 1993 Ford Mustang Cobra is 5.8 0-60.

4. Is the DDCB an equal opportunity organization?
           A: Duh., any race, creed, color or sexual orientation.

5. Are adults allowed in the DDCB?
           A: Read # 4.

6. Should all hot females in DDCB show their boobies and praise Andy on how good-looking he is?
           A: Yes + Andy is the president and will be accepting applications for interns coming this June.

7. Does the DDCB promote badtimes and cold weather?
          A: Fuck no!,...............sorry for yelling

8. Does DDCB have a theme song?
           A: Misfits - Fiend Club (download it and listen)
           A2: Notorious BIG- Juicy
           A3: Big Punisher- Still not a player

9. Will the DDCB conquer all opponents at all demolition derbies?
        A: Yes.

10. Where does the future of the DDCB lay?
           A: goodtimes, pranks, water balloons,water balloon launchers, t-shirts from salvation army,Lawnchairs, Unity triangle, sun, roadtrips etc.

11. Is there an official Cuban Cigar?
          A: yes, Romeo y Julieta No. 2 (available in Canada and Mexico)

12. Don't you people have anything better to do?
       A: No

Andy's former Nissan 300 ZX, Notice the donut marks in the wet pavement.