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Fun Project #1:
THE ABORTED NATIVITY SCENE

This is a fun little project for the holidays that the whole family can enjoy!

MATERIALS:
1 Nativity Scene
1 Aborted Fetus or Zygote ( whether or not you use a human
                                                 fetus is of course up to you, but
                                                 if you really want your project to
                                                 have that little personal flair, your
                                                 own baby works wonders! )
1 Empty Bottle of Cheap Gin
1 Coat Hanger (wire)
1 Bottle of Red Paint

Okay! Now that you have all of your materials your ready to get started! First things first. Remove the baby jesus from the nativity scene replacing him with the aborted fetus. Next, apply red paint to Mary's dress and the end of the coat hanger. Place the coat hanger in Mary's hand. After that, lay the Joseph figure face down on the ground placing the bottle of gin adjacent to his left hand. Your almost done! Now, depending on what kind of nativity scene you have you may have some leftover wisemen and goats. I find it best to place them in various sexual positions. The best way to go is with the beastiality poses of course. And that's it! You have a fantastic new lawn ornament for your neighbors to envy! All that's left is to sit back and masturbate to it! Oooh. Did I take it too far? That does it for this project. Have fun and have a beautiful holiday season!