| OK, this show sucked. My sister and her boyfriend were in town visiting and some friends were going to see the Murphy's. My sis' boyfriend is a Casualties fan so I figured fuck it, I'm off of work the next day, never seen the Murphy's and haven't really heard the Casualties, it's on. The kids we went down with already had a hotel room and a dick load of beer so it sounded super. They sort of mention off hand that they have another kid driving them and he's "kinda fucked up". OK cool. How bad could the fucker be? This kid is the most wacked out little fucker I've ever beheld. I rode with my sister so I didn't half to deal with him until we got to Cleveland. OK, the kid is weird as shit looking. Cancer skinny. We get to the hotel and we all start drinking. It's then I find out that this kid had never drank in his life. He drinks 3 beers and is falling down fucking gurped. He starts screaming about George Lucas and StarWars and shit and anytime anyone tried to say something he would just slur, "FUCK YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" at them. So I decide the only christian thing to do is fuck with him hard. I started telling him that I was sleeping with him that night because I wanted to fuck his little virgin ruby star fruit and squirt my hot salty man-butter all over him. He got a little freaked out. Then my sister lays into him and he starts calling her a bitch and shit. My sister's boyfriend started to get pissed and then said, "Dude, I can't beat you up. Your too fucking retarded." Which we all agreed was true. Then, about an hour into the whole mess, he passes out. He wakes up 5 minutes later and says, "AAGGGHHHUUU! IS THIS WHAT A HANGOVER FEELS LIKE?" Had to be the quickest fucking drunk to hangover I've ever seen. Anyway, we go to the show. The Angora sucks. Weak drinks and way too big. Lots of skinheads. The Casualties sucked. I think they need to spend a little less time on their hair and a little more time learning how to play. The Murphy's were OK and did put on a pretty entertaining show. I just always liked their old singer better. We left, went back to the hotel and finished off the beer and passed out. Cleveland sucks. |
