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| Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking. Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to! Yo' mama so fat, she sat in a monster truck turned it into a lowrider! Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts! Yo' mama so fat, she trims her nose hair with a weed whacker! Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book. Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks. Yo mama's so smelly, her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret deodorant told on her. Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike. Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. |
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