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| You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It? A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside. "No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!" |
| Who Let The Blondes Out? How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down. |
| Who Killed Abraham Lincoln? A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!" |
| Which Hole? A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question -- to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well -- but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. "Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" "That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." "No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!" |
| What's The Difference, Yo? What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker? One lays bricks and the other lays pricks! |
| What Are Ya, Chicken? Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde how! |
| What A Wheat-y Blond Joke Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, �Look over there!� There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says, �Look over there!� where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, �It's people like that that give us blondes a bad name.� The other blonde said, �Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!� |
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