SMASHING HITS

with DJ TASTY WATER

 Hello, and welcome to Smashing Hits, with me, DJ Tasty Water, the tastiest liquid record spinner. Here, on this very page, I will be taking a look at the weeks best Assassination. Now, I know what you are thinking, "Assassination = Murder = Gangster Rap". WRONG!! Murder is bad. Not bad meaning good, but Bad meaning really horrible, as Run DMC once said. A murder is a crime. Whether you get caught or not is irrelevent. A crime has been committed. If you murder, you are a criminal. Maybe only you know that you are a criminal at the moment, but when Crimewatch is aired, showing the grainy footage that Misty John caught in the CCTV room, you will be done up like a kipper. Or an ice-cream. Basically, you will be well and truly f*cked my friend. So my word is this.....Sit back, enjoy the Hits, but please don't consider trying to kill someone yourself. All videos and photo's received from people submitting Hits will not even be opened. Save it.

 This weeks hit is an oldy, but a goodie. It's the famous Valentines Day Massacre. Taking place in Chicago 1929, 7 members of George "Bugs" Moran's gang were machine gunned by 5 men who arrived in a police car, and shot 'em all. The 5 men belonged to Al Capone's gang. The picture is below.

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Photo 2 is the autopsy shot of JFK. Another Assassination that got famous. You all know about that one, so I'll leave it there.