Age: 452
Who I'd like to meet; IRS agent
Undead single man searching for a woman that enjoys necking while on long moonlight strolls. I was married, but it felt like an eternity watching all the life being drawn from the relationship. Vote for me if you enjoy staying out late and sleeping in.
Vote count: 111
Age: 22, 25, 27, 32, 35, 43, 49, 57, 71
Who I'd like to meet: Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
People just dont understand me. I've been called a monster because I enjoy an electric atmosphere. Vote for me if you don't like getting tied down.
Vote count: 89
Age: 12 (84 dog years)
Who I'd like to meet: A french standard poodle
Are you tired of being treated like a dog? Let's tear off our clothes and howl at the moon. The world is going to the dogs and I'm leading the way. Vote for me if you want to take a bite out of life! Vote for W. Olfman!!
Vote count: 129
Age: 5,242
Who I'd like to meet: a decent tailor
I've been wrapped too tight for way too long. I'm a well preserved man that feels very empty inside. Are you the queen that will restart my heart? Vote for me if you like ripped abs.
Vote count: 91