First I grab my pen and organize the platoon into shortest to the front, tallest to the back manner. Then some word pops up out of nowhere and seems to be misspelled, now i have to take the word out of platoon and correct his misbehavior and send him back in straightened up. Then little mis comma fault comes up and says she cant march cause a sentence is too long, I tell her too bad and fix her up by putting Mr. Period in her place.
Then as I just come to finish this masterpiece drill team, my inspector shows up and tells me what i need to change in my paper. I am furious because I realize that I put Mr. Period next to Mrs. Semicolon. Now they disrupting the entire platoon and won't correct themselves. So, I kick Mr. Period out, which in turn helps me to fix the problems with the rest of my masterpiece paper.
Now finally after many hours of sorting through comma problems, sentance faults, and misspelled words; I have my inspector come and look at my masterpiece. After extensive review he says, "Good Work," and gives me an A+. |
