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| It has come to my attention that #4 on my 'Thing I Would Like' list may be offensive to females...i would like to point out it is a JOKE DAMNIT..so dont take me seriously...ty (but keep in mind i really do mean #3 :) ) |
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| Things I Would Like For X-Mas #1. Sazzy's,Allie's,Emmy's and Kristin's PICS! (yes i know it'll never happen :'( ) #2. Lots Of Money.... (another that wont happen....) #3. GH02 aka Robbie To die a slow painfull death.. #4. A new law that bans woman 16-30 from wearing any clothes at all.... (think most guys would like this....cept Dazzy...) #5. Some Taco's...actually i want them now..im fuckin hungry #6. 4 naked lesbians to watch pleasure each other and maybe give them a hand.... #7. A machine gun to extract revenge on all those fat bastards that used to buy all the fuckin sausages rolls from piemaker....damnit i hate when there sold out... :( all for now till i think of more.... |
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| Things I Would Give ppl Lacey : A time machine so she can come back from the 80's.... Oh yea she could bring back Michael Jacksons Career with her.. Sazzy : A Scanner or Webcam, so i could finally see her sexy self.. and a one way ticket to Scotland.... Dazzy : A new pair of velcro gloves and a 'How To Handle Cows' book...incase he wants to upgrade from the sheep... Emmy : Im gonna have to say a new comp and scanner....since her comp sux and she needs a pic....and maybe longer fingers... :) Shaun and Paul : A 3some they'll never forgot...damn sexy bish's Realm : A 'How To Cope With finding Out Your Blonde' book... mwuahaha nah i'd get you a seat that doesnt fall over and has a seatbelt.... :) Jenny : A stick to beat your weirdo friend with for scaring me with numbers....and one i might do sometime soon is what you've been wanting for a while....but maybe...and you know what it is... add more laters.... |
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