X-Mas List
It has come to my attention that #4 on my 'Thing I Would Like' list may be offensive to females...i would like to point out it is a JOKE DAMNIT..so dont take me seriously...ty
(but keep in mind i really do mean #3 :)   )
Things I Would Like For X-Mas
#1. Sazzy's,Allie's,Emmy's and Kristin's PICS!
(yes i know it'll never happen :'(   )
#2. Lots Of Money....
(another that wont happen....)
#3. GH02 aka Robbie To die a slow painfull death..
#4. A new law that bans woman 16-30 from wearing any clothes at all....
(think most guys would like this....cept Dazzy...)
#5. Some Taco's...actually i want them now..im fuckin hungry
#6. 4 naked lesbians to watch pleasure each other and maybe give them a hand....
#7. A machine gun to extract revenge on all those fat bastards that used to buy all the fuckin sausages rolls from piemaker....damnit i hate when there sold out... :(

all for now till i think of more....
Things I Would Give ppl
Lacey : A time machine so she can come back from the 80's....
Oh yea she could bring back Michael Jacksons Career with her..

Sazzy : A Scanner or Webcam, so i could finally see her sexy self..
and a one way ticket to Scotland....

Dazzy : A new pair of velcro gloves and a 'How To Handle Cows' book...incase he wants to upgrade from the sheep...

Emmy : Im gonna have to say a new comp and scanner....since her comp sux and she needs a pic....and maybe longer fingers... :)

Shaun and Paul : A 3some they'll never forgot...damn sexy bish's

Realm : A 'How To Cope With finding Out Your Blonde' book...
mwuahaha nah i'd get you a seat that doesnt fall over and has a seatbelt.... :)

Jenny : A stick to beat your weirdo friend with for scaring me with numbers....and one i might do sometime soon is what you've been wanting for a while....but maybe...and you know what it is...

add more laters....

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