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Well i think it was when i was bout 14, one summer me and two of my m8's decided to camp out in my m8's back garden.... We pitched the tent all the way to the back behind a few bushes and it was someones idea to bring some cider...(cant remember who, probably me). Anyways twas bout 10pm and we started on the drink and after bout 2 hours of drinking (had bout 4 cans each, which is alot for 14 year olds...) someone had the smart idea of makin a fire in the the garden and to toast marshmallows on it. So my m8 went inside and came out with 3 big ass knifes to toast them with while we got the fire started. After bout 10 mins of eatin them and we start smackin each other with melted marshmallows on the end of knifes (what can i say, we were drunk) and after bout 2 mins of smackin each other my m8 runs all the way round the front with me and my other m8 chasing him.As son as we got round there my m8's dad cam out the back and was walkin round the front for a cig. So seeing as we were round there, Big knifes in hand, no shoes or socks on and drunk, we do what any1 would do and run for it along the street. So there we were running along the street(no shoes/socks, drunk, and still with the big ass knifes in hand) and guess what came us behind us, a police car, at this point we shat ourselves and decided to run into the gardens around us and try and make it bacl to the tent. Climbing over walls, fences and diving over hedges completely cuttin our feet to shit, we finally make it back to my m8's garden. So we go in the tent and decide to stay there for a while.... After bout an hour of sittin there rippin the crap outa each other we decide to go for a wander around town. at this point it was bout 2/3am, still dark out and quiet warm suprisingly. Anyways after about 10 mins of aimless wandering we come to the Primary School and at this point it was gettin done up so we decide to go play on the scaffolding. After bout 10 mins of runnin about on there we come across the massive, hard, things like the inside of a toilet roll, cept 10 foot long. So we pick up two each and bugger off away form there. For the next while we were walkin about the streets with these massive thing on our arms smackin each other over hedges, into cars, over walls, etc. Yea that did hurt alot but was fun and after a while guess who we see again, the damn police, yet again we start running, tryin to get these things off our arms as the car speeds up and gets closer. Just manged to get them off in time and escape into the gardens. At this point we were to hyped up to go back and sleep so we waited about in a garden for a while before going back into the streets... and when we did milkvan just happened to be delivering milk around the doorsteps. So we done as any of you would do and followed it stealin all the milk :). after picking up about 25-30 bottles of milk we had ended up near the shops... Being as its sunday morning the rolls were there outside the shop and seeing as we got plenty of milk we decided to take a few (only a big bag of 102 rolls). We walked for a bit before sittin down on the benches in the park and eating some rolls and throwing the rest at each other. After bout 5 mins of that the damn police pulled up outside the park and this bit you had to be there to see the shear comedy of it. All three of us looked at each other at the same time, roll inhand, we all threw them at the policeman, all hitting him, which i think pissed him off, seeing as he started running at us shouting something which i do not wish to repeat... Lucky at that time we were still fast at running as we managed to get away and go back to the tent through all the gardens.... Then after bout 30 mins of talking we all fell asleep..... The End T'was a fun night, i miss those times :( and keep in mind all that was true and did actually happen.....heh
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