from when i was talkin to lace....
There once was a farmer named Darren...
But ppl called him Dazzy,Gayboy or Daz...
He went out in the snow one day to tend to his sheep...
He spotted one and crept up behind her...
Dropped his pants....
And gave her pleasure....
BUT...
Turns out hes a blind bastich....
And was fuckin a poodle up the ass instead....
Which decided to turn round and bite his cock off :)
The End