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| hugh booth a mystery to many. suffice to say, he has an abnormally large tongue. and tooth. |
| Hugh knew that it never ended for him. "Vietnam had claimed many victims, but this was always the way..." Hugh thought, striking the claimant with a rolled-up carpet. His reaction indicated resentment, fear, and despicable fickle tickles. |
| Hugh suspended the criminal over Clifton Suspension Bridge, demanding twenty million quid for 'Services Rendered'. If luck was on Hugh's side, he'd successfully negotiate settlements with nothing on except rings (c**k etc.). |
| Scrambling like a rabid scorpion, Hugh clambered out of the Avon, cursing wildly. "Someone will pay for this!" Hugh sniggered, using his unfeasibly huge tooth as an interestingly-shaped chair for voles, water-rats, and other hedge-folk. His tongue, enormously vast and square, stretched back therapeutically the entire way to home. |
| A STORY, TOLD ONE WORD AT A TIME, MARKING THE ORIGINS OF OUR FAVOURITE SINISTER CLOWN... |
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