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| Username: zenbot Real Name: zenbot6000 Marital Status: Despite many assertive suitors who falsely claim my neohand in neomarriage, my one true love is lilangel. She makes me feel like 100 meaty feathers are tickling my innards (Yeah that's a good thing.) How the devil are you? Gee Willikers. I smell. How were you introduced to neopets? With a firm handshake and a hearty how do you do. What was the greatest moment in your history of neopia? Coordinating the assault on the Money Tree. That blasted tree lies and you know it! It claims to offer help to needy neopians when in actuality the only people it helps are the UberKomputer guys with their cable TV modems or whatever it is that makes computers suck up rare items like bologna sauce through a bendy straw. So in cahoots with fellow members of my guild, Slap Happy!? we blitzkrieged that gosh darned tree with our unique brand of, what I like to refer as, unforgiving Generosity? You ever seen what 200 hairy tashes look like? Quite a sight. Quite a sight indeed. Next time we are going to blow that god damned tree a new negg hole! That is...uh, very good zenbot. Worst moment? For me there are no bad moments. Everything is pixels and who could be mad at cute little dots of light? Obviously, many. Have you ever been arrested? No, but I have been cited with distubring the peace? I guess my idea of peace differes from Johnny Law. Stupid pigfaced bastard. What would a psychiatric report of you say? I am not even going to dignifiy that question with a response. We all know exactly what it would say. Except for me. What do you have in your pockets right now? All the secrets of the universe and some coleslaw. What music would you have played at your funeral? A barbershop quartet rendition of the theme song to Charles in Charge. Speaking of my funeral, mine is giong to be great! I am going to have grim reapers making balloon animals, and at one point my corpse will read my will via an intricate system of levers, pulleys, smoke and mirrors. I am putting the fun back in funeral! Prepare to see me there. Neomarriage: over-rated fad or the greatest thing since sliced bread? Sliced bread topped with a healthy dollop of neoluvin? What idea would you really want the neopets team to use? How come when you give your neopals an item, the scroll down item is all whacked? Why don't they alphabetize that shee-ot? Does anyone else know what I am talking about? Hello? ::taps microphone:: Is this thing on? |
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