I used to be probably one of the worst boyfriends in the world. I never really asked girls out. I have asked two total (one in middle school). So i never developed a way to hook up with girls by talking. Most of the time i would be at a party, some girl would start hitting on me, the next thing i know I am making out with her. I'd get her number, and maybe talk a little to her over the phone, but the extent of all of my relationships was going over to her house or her coming to my house, having sex or making out and small talk. That was it. I never took them out, never really bought them presents, never really talk to them about anything important. I just treated them like a piece of ass. Most of my relationships ended in the same way. The girl starts complaining that I never spend time with her, I realize it and feel bad about it, but am somehow even repeled from her more. Then we slowly drift apart. I just stop calling or answering when they call.
I have made a lot of changes in my life and now I am trying to change the way I act in my relationships. I figured the internet personals was a good start. I could start with a clean slate (no gossip following me), and i still wouldn't have to try to pick up girls by talking to them, I'd just setup a profile and wait for them to message me. Well, its harder to change then I thought, I seem to be overcorrecting for what I did wrong in the past. So now I am the nice guy who finishes up last. OK enough background, back to the bitch.
I agreed to take it slow, let her make the moves. And she did. Half the time she was making out with me and giving me lap dances in public, the other half she preteneded she only liked me as a friend. She says this is because she keeps forgetting to take it slow. But she really doesn't want a relationship right now she wants to take it slow, for my protection. Yeah right. She gives me a sob story about having spent 400 dollars on a dress for prom and has no one to take her, she said she already had a ticket for me. Of course I was playing the part of the nice guy who gets walked over so I agreed, even though I really didn't like the way the relationship was going. I told her that i wanted to talk to her. About more serious stuff, stuff I didn't want to talk about in front of people I don't know.
Like all girls she assumed I was going to say I didn't think think it was working out but I told her that was not it. All I really wanted to talk about was my past relationships and how i was trying to change the way I was and how I wanted to maintain truthful conversation between us. The she never made the time until it was too late.
I continued to play the nice guy. Driving an hour to go to waffle house with her (her favorite hangout, I picked a classy one), follow her home from work, and say goodnight. Sometimes spending as much time driving as I did with her. She would call me everyday for a few weeks, flipping out if I didn't answer the phone. Then I wouldn't hear from her for days. One time, after i told her I would be downtown at a club that night, she calls me up. Saying how bad she really wants to see me and asking me to leave VIP at the club, take my friend home and drive an hour and a half to see her getting there at 1:30 AM.
After telling her that I didn't think I could make it, and apologizing the way i guess good boyfriends would, she demands to see me the next day when she will be in cartersville. I had to work but I could shift my schedule and work in the afternoon if i didn't hang out with her too late. So I wake up, call her, she doesn't answer the phone. I wait, call her a few times, end up waiting later then I should have. So I call her and leave a message explaining that I went through a lot of troble to try to hang out with her and I would have really appreciated a call. When she calls back she's screaming that I'm an asshole and that she spent all night in the hospital with her friend (who waits all night at the hospital when their freind barely broke her arm) and how could I be so insensitive. "did you ever think that I wasn't answering the phone because I was in the hospital!". no. I did when you stopped calling for a week, and didn't answer my calls, but it turned out you were too "busy"! Too busy to talk on the phone for five minutes?
I decided not to ditch her prom, although I really wanted to. I decided to play the nice guy through to the end. I wish I hadn't. It got ridiculous. First, she wanted to get a hotel room. So I just about reserved one until she tells me that she doesn't want one, she wants me to drive her home after it. Also, she doesn't want to ride in my car, she wants a limo, or me to borrow my moms car. Then she wants pictures. And I have to pay half even though I didn't want any of them.
The day before prom she calls to make sure I am there by 6 pm "don't be late" she says. So I show up at 6, wait till about 730 for her and get rushed out of the door because we are running late. At the prom (which made me glad for not going to any of mine) she proceeded to tell me that in fact she was ready for a relationship, just not with me, and she's already found somone. After asking her who, she names the waffle house cook who is battling a methanphedamine addiction and a psycotic ex-girlfriend. At this point I really didn't care, I was amused at the fact that the more she pushed away the more i was attracted. I thought back to the first time I saw her, when I was considering ditching her. I never would have believed the shit I would put up with from her.
Then to put the icing on the cake, she asked me to do the most udderly ridiculously wrong thing anyone has ever asked me. She wanted to know if I would go pick up her boyfriend! I couldn't believe it! I agreed somehow, I think I was still in shock that she could be so retardedly rude! The last time I saw her was to collect the money she owed me for pictures she thinks she is pregnant with the cook's kid. . The third person to reject me, I never would have thought a redneck, methhead, waffle house cook would be chosen over me. Do I feel sorry for myself, no. I was confused for a while, but now I am convinced that she is just stupid. I mean goddamn. Ha ha! Have a nice life bitch. Sorry, if there is someone still reading, i had to get this shit off my chest.