By: Christian Scarborough (mine...MINE damn yooou!)

Disclaimer: I do not claim to own anybody in this story. *sob sob* BUT I OWN THE STORY ITSELF! If you want it, you pay me. >_0

Val and Hayato were walking down the street, looking blankly at all of the faces staring at them.

"...what?" Val blinked, and Hayato shrugged.

"MEOW!"

"AIE!!" Hayato grinned. "A KITTTTYYYY!!" he scooped up the kitten in his arms and snuggled it.

"aw. Its..um..floofy? " Val poked the kitten in the eye. The kitten cried out in pain and fear and clawed Val's hand to hamburger. Val ate the kitten for dinner. Hayato was sad. This story has no plot. O_O

Natsuki dropped by.

"hi." he waved wildly from the street corner. Hayato tackled him. They all laughed and stared blankly at the hobo asking them for money.

"...did you know furbys are evil? "Val asked for absolutley no reason whatsoever.

"are they?" Natsuki blinked twice, shrugged it off and stole the hobo's money and gave it to a cool black chick named Isis whom simply adores him. The hobo flipped him the bird.

Out of pure boredness, the boys decided to stop off at the library.

"what’s this? 'Love Spells for the Clinically Insane'? Oooohhhh!" Hayato pulled the large, leather bound book off of the shelf and ran his fingers over the golden embodied letters.

"Looks old. "Natsuki sniffed.

"I bet its got bugs in it!" Val grinned.

"You're sick." Natsuki wrinkled his nose and stared blankly at Val.

They sat for a few hours, reading the book and putting love spells on random people to see what crap would happen. Shun sat down next to them.

"Um..you guys want to go down to the coffee shop or something?"

They all shrugged and nodded--not like they had anything better to do.

Yuya met up with them in front of the coffee shop, and after going inside and looking at all of the choices, Natsuki and Hayato decided to try the new Double-latte-mocha-chilled-coffee-surpreme..it was new. Sitting down at an empty table, the group had nothing to talk about except for their previous engagement--Furbys.

"I once heard a furby say, "ooooOHHH..I smoke crack!' and then it laughed" Val said, with an odd look of slight fear and confusion on his face.

"One called me a camel's ass.." Natsuki muttered, sipping his drink.

"One once told me to 'die die die'" Yuya laughed.

"One threatened me with an STD" Hayato said. As soon as that sentence was uttered, a crazed man burst through the door in the middle of Shun's sentence.

"DON’T DRINK THE Double-latte-mocha-chilled-coffee-surpreme!! JUST DONT!" and the man was then properly dragged back out, kicking and screaming, "DONT DRINK IT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T DRINK IT!!"

Natsuki and Hayato looked at each other and a look of fear washed over their faces.

".....no..."Natsuki looked in is cup--he had drunk it all.

Hayato properly swiped his cup off of the table.

"Oh, it only makes you extremely hyper. In some cases--like that poor man, it causes temporary insanity."

The two blinked.

"where did that voice come from?" Val asked.

"IT CAME FROM GOD!!" Yuya boomed in a deep voice.

"LOOK!! A BUNNY!" Hayato shrieked.

"Oh no..he's gone hyper! Caffiene!!" Val cried.

Hayato promptly proceeded to tackle a random stranger and cuddle them. "CUTE FLOOFY BUNNY!! HOP HOP HOP!!!"

"Dear god.." Yuya stood up and grabbed Natsuki and Hayato, dragging them down to the nearest radio station.

"SAVE YOUR CHILDREN!! KEEP THEM INDOORS!! DONT LET THEM OUT!! THE COFFEE IS EVIL!! EVIL, I TELL YOU!!" he screamed into the microphone in the recording room, holding the DJ down with his foot.

They streaked back out, watching the streets clear.

"LOOK!! BUNNAAAAAYY!!" Hayato skipped off towards the zoo.

"YATTA! ORE WA BAKEMONO DAYOU!! HAREHETTA!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Natsuki screamed, running in circles around poor, defenseless and still partially sane Yuya.

".....God help us. "Yuyu muttered flatly.

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Val and Yuya walked down the empty streets with megaphones, calling out names.

"NATSSUUUUUKKIII!! HAAAYYAAATTTOO!!"

"Maybe they got lost, or stuck in a tree or something?" Shun offered.

As if on cue, Hayato burst out of a tree and--tackling Shun to the ground--screamed, "BUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYY!!!"

Shun screamed, shoved him off, and proceeded to beat him over the head with a random stick that had fallen off of the tree.

Natsuki streaked down the street--literally.

"WOOOOOOOO!!LETS GO STREAKKIIINNGG!!!" Natsuki screamed at nobody, holding up a bottle of Windex.

Val covered his eyes and--with Yuya's help--managed to catch Natsuki and force him into some clothes. That--of course--did not stop him from drinking Windex.

Trying their hardest, they tied both Hayato and Natsuki to chairs with ropes, staring blankly as the two began to sing songs that only insane people would know.

"BAKA NE BAKA BAKA! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BABABABABABABABABABABAAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAAAAA!!" They sang in the most annoying nasal voice your mind could comprehend.

Val, Yuya and Shun covered their ears and grinned their teeth. Finally, Shun gave them both a much-needed smack in the face.(you know...this still has no story line.)

Much to their dismay, the oddest thing happened. A herd of raging Furby's streamed down the street, saying obscene things.

"I smoke crack!"

"Ill give you diarrhea!"

"I will spit acid in your eyes and blind you!" rang out the tiny, robotic voices.

"RELEASE HAYATO!" Val cried.

Releasing Hayato, he launched himself at the Furby's, still screaming wildly, "BUNNY!! BUNNY!!" crushing dozens of them with his strangle-hug-of-death and his body weight as he tried to start a mosh-pit.

Natsuki--by now--was partly sane, because HEEEEEEE was...just freaky. (lol, I love you, man. O_O)

"....maybe you should stop him..he’s going after birds.."

A girl whom didn’t hear the news--Ashley--sat on the corner reading a Shounen Jump manga. Hayato tackled her.

"YYUUUURRR MY NEW BITCH!! WALK!! WALK!!" he tied his shoelace to her neck and dragged her around...not like she minded, of course.

Val slapped his forehead and Yuya and Shun just..stared.

Natsuki cleared is throat.

"hello....um..I’m still tied up....guys..?Guys?!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~"NOT THE NARRATOR,TOO!!JUST LET ME--"*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*"GO!!!"~*~*~

"If you ever, EVER let me drink coffee again, I swear I will jab your eyes out with hot pokers." Hayato snarled.

"Imagine how I felt..I was streaking! And Windex kinda has a taste like hot chocolate." Natsuki reflected.

Yuya sighed softly.

"Just...next time a crazed man runs in screaming a warning..maybe we should pay attention to it."

"Yes..especially if this stunt is going to be pulled again." Shun rolled his eyes.

"That was fun. LET’S DO IT AGAIN!" Val bounced.

They all grabbed random objects--(Lighters, shoes, sticks, that person's chiwawa..) and proceeded to beat some sense into Val.

DA END!

o_O; wasn’t it..um..loveley?