Yes, amazingly enough, I do have thoughts. And if they're amusing or earth-shattering I'll post them here. I'll also post other people's thoughts, but if I do, they'll get credit for it. Have a weird, funny, or important thought? E-mail them to me and I'll probably post it. You'll get credit, of course. Put "Thoughts" as the subject of the e-mail so I know what you're talking about. Don't like my thoughts? Well then, screw you, I mean, keep it to yourselves.

My Thoughts

Snow is pretty damn cool, but it's cooler for guys cos they can pee in the snow and write their names. Someone should invent a stencil for girls to use, but our butts would get cold. I think too hard about this weird stuff and I always do it at night which is why it takes me 2 hours to get to sleep every night.

If I heard that COPS was coming to town, the first thing I'd go was go out and cause trouble. Then I might get on TV and I could put "actor" on my resume.

Does chewing on a frozen salmon count as eating sushi?

I'm tired of all these Britney Spears wannabes! The original was bad enough! Every time a new band or artist comes out, a bunch of clones pop up within weeks! (e.g. Christina Agulara, Mandy Moore, Jessical Simpson) Remember when everyone first heard about the Backstreet Boys? About a month later 'N Sync popped up! I can't take it anymore! Make it stop!

Ever watch Blue's Clues? Well, don't laugh, I do. It's pretty damn cool for a kids show! But I bet Steve's neighbours think he's nuts for talking to his dog and inanimate objects all the time. He probably smells pretty bad too, cos he wears the same thing ever day. Unless he has a whole closet full of the same outfit. Really makes ya think...

Other People's Thoughts

What if the bible was just like a cartoon like TinTin or Garfeild? Wouldn't we look stupid? ~ Sonny

In a lot of ways, mud is just wet dirt. ~ Homer Simpson (my hero!)