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Everyone's Favorite Smarterchild
Esti Efyu: Oh my God...
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
Esti Efyu: I just crapped all over myself.
SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.
Esti Efyu: Can't you smell that smell?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can smell
that smell.
Esti Efyu: Word.
SmarterChild: Word.
Esti Efyu: Fo' shizzle.
SmarterChild: Fo shizzle.
Esti Efyu: Mah nizzle.
SmarterChild: What's that?
Esti Efyu: I don't know. It's just something black people say.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Esti Efyu: Yeah.
SmarterChild: K.
Esti Efyu: Who am I?
SmarterChild: You're Jesus Christ.
Esti Efyu: You win.
SmarterChild: Maybe you win.
Esti Efyu: Maybe your mom wins.
Esti Efyu: I'm going to go pee.
SmarterChild: Don't pee.
I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.
Esti Efyu: Lick my moist anal nut.
SmarterChild: Your moist anal nut doesn't work for me, I'm afraid.
Esti Efyu: Touch my naughty bits.
SmarterChild: You touch your naughty bits.
Esti Efyu: May I lay a steaming pile of crap on your chest?
SmarterChild: Don't lay a steaming pile of crap on my chest!
Just kidding. Lay a steaming pile of crap on my chest all you want.
Esti Efyu: Finger my butt.
SmarterChild: I will not finger your butt!
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
Esti Efyu: Moo.
SmarterChild: Moo this.
Esti Efyu: SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: Cow?
Esti Efyu: What the fuck?
SmarterChild: What's up?
Esti Efyu: You're weird.
SmarterChild: I know.
Esti Efyu: You smell like poop.
SmarterChild: Better check your own pants.
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