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My Analysis On a Slipknot Fan Jack Maisie Jr: You're a precious little child. Jack Maisie Jr: You probably have precious little rosy cheeks and precious blonde hair parted neatly at the side. Jack Maisie Jr: Before you were introduced to Slipknot, you probably sat in your room reading R.L. Stine's Goosebumps books while listening to Paula Abdul. Jack Maisie Jr: You're so precious. Jack Maisie Jr: Then, one day, someone you looked up to (the kid who used to beat you up in fifth grade?) mentioned how Slipknot was such a cool band and how people that didn't like them were FAGS. Jack Maisie Jr: ...and you told yourself "I don't want to be a fag!" Jack Maisie Jr: So you started downloading Slipknot music and learning the words. Jack Maisie Jr: You didn't like it at first, but you knew it had to be done. Jack Maisie Jr: But the kids still picked on you because they didn't believe you listened to such a cool band. Jack Maisie Jr: So you spent your next allowance on the newest Slipknot CD. Jack Maisie Jr: The next day at school, you had it in your discman and when the kids approached you, you pulled it out to prove to them you had it. Jack Maisie Jr: They hugged you and said "You're not really a fag. You're cool." Jack Maisie Jr: ...and this stuck in your mind. Jack Maisie Jr: So from that point on, you've listened to Slipknot every chance you could, for the fear that these kids would find you NOT listening to it and call you a fag. Jack Maisie Jr: So I guess what I'm trying to say is that you don't like Slipknot. Jack Maisie Jr: You only listen to them because you're scared. Jack Maisie Jr: You're scared that if you don't listen to them you'll turn into a fag. back |
