Esti Efyu: Because I'm not some pretentious cocksucker
named "Chadd," that's why.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: oh steve-o
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: whats up
Esti Efyu: You're a real fucking dumbass, you know that?
Take me off your goddamned buddylist and stop IMing me
before I have to come up with more ways to insult you.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: nah its cool
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i knw this isnt stev-o
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i knw its not chadd
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: soo who the fugg is this
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: oh its dave
Esti Efyu: You're really bad with instructions, aren't you?
Or is it that you simply cannot read? I'm not one of your dumb
little douchebag friends, nor would I ever imagine myself being
one. Just stop IMing me, stop pretending you know me, and go kill
yourself.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: whats up
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: ooook
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: soo whats up how is it in
texas
Esti Efyu: Is this how you get off? You IM people you don't
know and then use information you've learned about them in
their profiles to pretend you're best friends?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: lol no not really im
woundering why ur on my BL
Esti Efyu: I'm wondering the same thing, and considering
you're not on mine, it's safe to assume that you're not my
buddy. Take me off and leave me the fuck alone.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: nah its cool
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: u seem to be the type of
person to seclude urself from what petty life u
have
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: so STFU
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: noob
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you must be such a
pathetic little one in the world
Esti Efyu: That must be it. I've got a petty life and I seclude
myself from others. That's exactly why I get irritated when
dumb fucks like yourself IM me and pretend to know me.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: thinking ur alll big and
bad cuz u can have comebacks
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: annoyed so easily
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: fun fun
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you must be a mortal
Esti Efyu: It has nothing to do with my comebacks. The fact
of the matter is that you are a horrible person who probably
has no friends so you're IMing me and trying to be all
buddy-buddy with me. You are the one who is pathetic.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: stupid mortals must open
there eyes to the world
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: and what it really is
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: insult me all u want
Esti Efyu: I must be a mortal? As opposed to what, an
immortal? A robot? Artificial Intelligence? God? What the
fuck else would I be?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: words dnt hurt soo its just
humor to me
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: not a robot
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: such things as u may think
in the little mind u have
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you must think your at
higher standards in life than i am
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: everyone is equal yet u
seem to think ur better than all
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: huh
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: sux to live liffe as u do
Esti Efyu: I'm glad you're getting a kick out of this. What
was the point of you IMing me in the first place? Oh, right.
You thought I was one of your little friends named Chadd (with
two Ds, how precious). Then you thought I was some guy
named Steve-o (another cute pet name). Then you took the
time to look at my profile and learn my name and the state I
live in and pretend we're friends. Because why else would you
have me on your buddylist? Oh! Because you're just a fucking
moron. Period. End of story.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you must be on of those
who sits on the net all the time chatting and
lookig at porn and such
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: haha
Esti Efyu: That must be it, considering the fact that A) I'm
not chatting with anyone but you right now and B) I don't
look at porn (and you're here trying to claim you don't
either?).
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: me want to be befriended
by a mortal like u
Esti Efyu: There you go using that word again. Are you
suggesting you're not only human as well?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: u seem to put words in my
sentences
Esti Efyu: Because if that's what you're getting at, then
you're very sadly mistaken.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: take what i say as u will
Esti Efyu: I'm taking it exactly as you say it.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: no exactly how u see it
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: there is a catch to nething
and everything
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: just like there is a loop
hole in it all
Esti Efyu: What in the bleeding hell are you getting at? Are
you going to make sense at all or can I just count on you
spewing out a lot of shit and not knowing what the hell you're
talking about?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: soo your angry ovr
something a person types how sad
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: must be a sad life you live
Esti Efyu: I'm not angry by any means. I just see you as an
extremely easy target.
Esti Efyu: Way to be an idiot. :)
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you seem to accuse me of
the idiot yet your the one angry and the one
who cannot process what iam typing
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: how saddly it is to live a
life such as yours
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: ??
Esti Efyu: Again. A) Not angry. B) You ARE an idiot (don't
deny it). C) It's difficult to "process what [you are] typing"
when you don't make a goddamn bit of sense.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i must say u type slow
Esti Efyu: Why must you say that?
Esti Efyu: I think about what I say before I say it.
Esti Efyu: Is there anything so terribly wrong with that?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: ok shure u do
Esti Efyu: (keep in mind the fact that I've been sending
messages that are a bit longer than the one-sentence
nonsensical bits you've been sending me)
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i do also u must learn that
if ur gonna think about something and ur an
idiot it wont make sense thats why u seem to
not understand me i make the sense you seem to
be the idiot who will not understand
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i break down such a long
paragraph
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: why type so much when u
can type so little
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: and i did not say i type
fast ?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: soo what is it your getting
at ?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: shall i go optix pro on ur
idiot ass
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: to let you know optix pro
is a hack
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: so if your goin to insult
insult the right person
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: such as urself
Esti Efyu: I type so much because (and I know, I'm crossing
my fingers and still doing it in vain) I hope that it may help
you understand a little easier exactly what I'm getting at; that
being that you're an idiot for IMing me in the first place when
you don't know me and then trying to be such a cool guy by
trying (yes, merely trying) to cover up your blunder.
Esti Efyu: Again. Congratulations on being an idiot. I'm
sure it'll get you far in life.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yes just as far as my
parents
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: very succesfull may i add
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: my mother an RN my
father his own water softening buisness
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: and u may be ?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: ?
Esti Efyu: Another thing: don't threaten me with your
pathetic little booting programs. Even if they're successful,
what does that accomplish? That means that you've visited a
little hacker website and downloaded one of their neat little
toys which proves absolutely nothing aside from the fact that
people like yourself know how to be obnoxious.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: know
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: its just fun
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: nother better to do since
you seem to think i have such a petty little life
and remember im an idiot
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: so im not going to have
nething better to do
Esti Efyu: Thanks for clarifying that for me.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yas yas always helping the
idiots in life path
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: did you know that the
moon may have been part of earth at one point
in time
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: interesting because the
moon is soo different
Esti Efyu: I'm also glad to hear you work for your mommy
and daddy. Congratulations with that, too. I hope it all works
out for you. I, on the other hand, am attending one of the best
universities in Texas and receiving an education which will
(hopefully) help me accomplish a little more in my life than
helping Mom and Dad with their "water softening" company.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: spew comes the little petty
comebacks
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: do u knw what an RN is
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: RN = registered nurse
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: and actually i do not help
them
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i have my own life of
things to do
Esti Efyu: Then why are you educating me by telling me the
crap your parents do for a living? I honestly could not give
two shits about either of your parents (nor could I about you,
but you are a bit more relevant to this conversation than they
are).
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: iam in the airforce right
now i have nothing to do i just use my little
brothers SN to go on the net to have something
to do
Esti Efyu: I'm sure you do. Or, I could accuse you of lying
and you'd really have no way to prove it.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: ok
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i dont really care what u
do and dont think
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yawn **
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: hahahah **
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: such petty little minds in
the world
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: such as mortals as urself
Esti Efyu: Because from the beginning you still behaved like
someone's younger brother (again with the whole "are you
this person, perhaps this person? Oh, I know who you are
because I read about you in your profile and that justifies me
for having you on my buddylist").
Esti Efyu: There you go calling me a "mortal" again, as
though I could be anything else. Please tell me... what about
my mortality is so different from your own?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: really u seem to know who
i am yet you have no proof u cannot see the
person typing right now
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: the outlook on life is why
u seem to be such a mortal u will not
understand what i have to say about mortality
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: why explain such ideals to
an idiot
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: why texas if i may ask ?
Esti Efyu: Perhaps because I moved here with my parents
when I was two years old (y'know, they just didn't care about
what I had to say about it at that age; go figure) and it's a bit
cheaper to attend college in-state than out-of-state.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: really so money or
education ? i would think since u seem to say ur
so smart u would have a way to get more
money ?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: or maybe save when u
were younger
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: hmm not seem to be smart
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: what a mortal
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: simple minded creature
Esti Efyu: Why would you think that? I'm a student. You're
right. I really should have saved when I was younger to
prepare to go to college. Maybe I'll hop in my time machine
and try that one. Regardless, I'm still getting the education I
want at the university I wanted to attend.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: u may seem to think your
smart yet yuor not the only one who is fooled
by there own self involvement
Esti Efyu: And please... if you want to continue to hang on to
that last shred of decency that you may have (although I'm not
quite seeing it), just refrain from using the term "mortal" ever
again.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: mortal
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: the word seem to be
confusing to you
Esti Efyu: How am I fooled by my own self-involvement?
You're the one who seems to think he is smart (by attempting to
belittle my own intelligence) yet you believe it's somehow okay
to completely disregard proper punctuation and
capitalization? Read a book, child.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you must be a rich
mommie nd daddies boy
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: haa
Esti Efyu: The word is only confusing to me when it's
overused by fools like yourself.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you seem to think im the
child yet your the one who has to please your
self
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: why use properness when
it is not necessary
Esti Efyu: Is there anything wrong with pleasing myself? Is
it such a terrible thing that I'm attending the university I've
wanted to attend since I was a child? How horrible of me! I
should become Mother Theresa.
Esti Efyu: When is being punctual improper?
Esti Efyu: And since when is "properness" a word?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you know i could type all
that i want all on my letters could be out of
order besides the 1st and last also has to
properly spaced yet you could understand i
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: it **
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i didnt say nethin about
imprper
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: improper
Esti Efyu: Yes, congratulations. You learned that from that
silly little email that was circulating a couple months ago
which was typed poorly.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: no
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: not really if your talking
about chainletters i do not read such non sense
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: actually i learded that
about 4 years ago maybe 5 or 6
Esti Efyu: It would seem to me you don't read a whole lot of
anything.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: who knows
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: actually steven king is a
great writer
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: the movie (secret window)
seems to be something like what he would write
about
Esti Efyu: I don't read his books, but I could've told you that.
Esti Efyu: What's that have to do with anything?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yet such a mortal as your
self is too smart to read such non sense ? correct
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: my personal input
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yet not like it matters to a
petty mortal as you are
Esti Efyu: Right. Because I'm a mortal. The fact that I am
fallible has abolutely EVERYTHING to do with whether or not
I am smart enough to read Stephen King novels.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i said nothing about
intellegence
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yet you seem to say smart
a lotr
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: or am i just a child as you
say
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: you will never know
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i could be an elderly man
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i could be a young child
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i could be imortal
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i could be anything
Esti Efyu: Oh, really? I recall you saying something about
me being "too smart to read such non sense" ("nonsense" is
one word, by the way). And yet... being smart has nothing to
do with being intelligent?
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yet you will never know
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: huh
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: funny mortal seems to
think that me typing how i please means im a
child
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: yet he assumes he knows it
all
Esti Efyu: Nor will I ever care to. As long as you continue to
behave like a child, I will continue to assume you are one.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: what a petty life he/she
must have
Esti Efyu: Ah, yes. Petty. You hadn't used that word in a
while.
Esti Efyu: I'm glad you were able to bring it back into the
conversation.
Esti Efyu: Thank you.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: petty is such a simple word
in use for a whole lot of what iam saying
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: a mortal has no need to
thank me
Esti Efyu: You already looked at my profile. I know you did.
Otherwise you would not know that my name is Dave or that I
live in Texas... yet you don't know whether I'm male or female?
If I don't say it directly in the profile, I'm sure you could base
some sort of assumption regarding my sex off my name.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: a mortal can go kiss iraq's
ass for all i care
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: how does sex mean
nething?
Esti Efyu: SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: what a petty life
he/she must have
Esti Efyu: I was just referring to that.
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: wether u have a penis or a
vagina
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: i know you were
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: bring up the past
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: such a mortal as yourself
cannot live and let go
SiCkNeSsCaLiDuDe: good bye live you petty
little live as u may
Esti Efyu: My petty mortal life. Don't forget. I'm mortal.
Esti Efyu: Don't forget to mention that.
Esti Efyu: Y'know... that I'm a mortal.
Esti Efyu: And that my life is petty.
Esti Efyu: Why don't you tell me I'm a mortal with a petty
life?
Esti Efyu: It's sad that you've now invented your own
language as well.
Esti Efyu: You really are a pathetic excuse for a human
being.
Esti Efyu: I'm sorry you exist.
At this point, I had to put the boy on ignore. Not because I was feeling defeated, by any means, but because I was afraid that if I exposed myself to any more of his foolishness I would have an aneurysm and die. No, I'm not exaggerating. I truly believe that this moron's absolute (and embarrassing,to be honest) stupidity could be the end of me. *sigh*
