Prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime. Or shield your eyes from the blinding light that is the Underworld. You are about to embark on a journey through time and space in which a curious explorer is sent into eternal damnation through some sort of mistake and is forced to fight his way back to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Such explorer is Archie Archbanger. But the story of the Underworld and the accident that sent him to it begins long before Archie was ever born into this cruel, cruel world.

This story may scar you in places that you did not know could scar. Or perhaps it will open your eyes to a new domain that is Infinite Nirvana, which will be introduced somewhere in Episode IV of Archie Archbanger's Adventures in the Underworld. Maybe this story will even cause a burning sensation in your loins that makes you want to reach out and grab somebody. If not, it'll sure do something to you.

Now prepare for a rollercoaster ride through Heaven, Hell, Infinite Nirvana, and New Mexico. Strap yourself in. Make sure all your appendages are inside the car while it is in motion. I now give you...

Archie Archbanger's Adventures in the Underworld!

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