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My Beautiful Self!!
So here's the deal.  I sit there like a good puppy.  The Mommy and/or Daddy come at me with this weird looking thingy!  So I try to be a good puppy, even though that thingy tempts me with it's string....oh...the string....want to chew it soo bad....Huh? What was that Mommy? No string chewing? Sit?  Sigh.....  So I sit there and then this thingy makes a funny noise and bright lights.  Then mommy takes out it's guts and brings them to the store....a few days later she comes back with these paper things (which I'm also NOT allowed to chew...sigh...) and so I look at them and YUCK!!  Mommy needs a new camera!!  I'm all fuzzy and out of focus... Lucky that mommy has a good scanner and editing software.  Still! Mommy! Go out and get a new camera!  Right now!  I mean it!! I'll bite your ankles!!  Anyways, these will have to do for now...
This is me.  That's right..ME.  Do you see that look in my eye?  I could take you.  That's right.  I could take you out.  Look at my ear.  Do you really want to mess with me?  Especially if I'm on my bed....
Speaking of my bed, this is it.  This bed is mine.  The whole thing. I let Mommy sleep here only because she keeps me warm.  See the pillow I have?  That's mine too.  You want to try and steal it? See my picture above....
Here I am being all cute and snuggly (and asleep).  That carrot there, he's my favorite toy.  He's so soft to chew, and when I bite his middle..he makes this great squeaky noise!!  I drag him everywhere around the house, though he doesn't seem to mind...just stares at me all the time, taunting me with that dopey grin....but it's ok, I've already chewed one of his eyes out...
Mommy and Daddy say that they see me like this most often.  And of course!!  With those comfortable laps and great food (which I get NONE of...sniffle..can't you see I'm starving?) .. why wouldn't I want to be up on their level?  Mommy says that if the Gods gave me 6 inch legs then I should be accustomed to living on the floor.  But she's such a sucker for my big brown eyes, I'm in her lap all the time...heh heh...I love training my humans....
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