Know Your People
“It’s Safer that way”
Here is what you thought that we don’t know birdbrains... as you see we know everything about you.. What you do and what you specially like to do and the rest... We know what ya like, don’t like, hate and Adore. Well read on folks and in case you disagree with us... shut the fuck up!
Avni ‘we-can-hear-you-a-kilometre-away’ Chinoy aka Loudest Pestilence.
Hometown: Mumbai
Last spotted: Waaaaay down below!
Handle with care:- Sound-proof rooms required for safe storage..
- Two things for which Gujaratis hang their heads in shame- The riots and AVNI.
Special Features:- Can travel on a half-ticket………….anywhere!!!
- Can cook ‘KILLER’ Pasta….
- Is every cell phone company’s dream…
- Always with Stupids…
- Loves cats…….. (they don’t live long enough to realise that)
Most often used words: Sorry, space and censorship constraints would not allow us to display this feature.
Why MIC:(Why...Why...Why...Why)
Is looking for: Pussies……………………(we mean kittens..get your mind out of the gutter will ya)
A message for the world: Gujjus are a very loving kinda people(they love everything but people)...
Best moments in a day are: Spent looking up!
A Piece of advice: If you got a mallu for a roommate...its time you look for another room…
One word description: SHORT
Latest Development: Still looking for a Room...
Rajiv ‘Always’ Reddy aka Humongous Bellyus
Hometown:Chennai
Last spotted: Near anything edible.
Handle with care: Armed and hungry.
Special features: - Can tell meal timings without the need of a clock.
- Can explain the world’s food shortage problem
- Does more damage to Anand’s food stock than the termites.
- Loves Suresh bhai(only if the feeling was mutual)
- He is Golti!
- Hated by Mallu women
- When attacked, he goes for the neck!
Most often used words:- Boss fast!,
- Vijaaaaaaaay!
- Fug off
- Dude, where’s my plate?
- My ear, my ear, my ear….
Why MIC: He wanted to know what a TV looked like.
Is looking for: That perfect meal…..and that perfect bill!
A message for the world: FEED ME!
Best moments in a day are: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and the tea breaks (which are many)!!
A Piece of advice: When in doubt....eat!!
One word description: BIG
Latest Development: Reunited with his brother in MIC, happy to have his dad too.
Sasi ‘Pun intended’ Vadana aka Compactus Convenience
Hometown:Hyderabad
Last spotted: Thinking..
Handle with care: Can put you to permanent sleep, if woken while sleeping...
Special features: - Can single-handedly generate income for the entire spice industry.
- You can see her brains if you look deep into her eyes….
- Does freelance work for the garbage company…
- Can intentionally pun everything….
Most often used words:- Hmmmm….
- Why
- How
- Whom
- When
- What
Why MIC: Loves the line.. Spicey Spicey MIC..(for reasons obvious)!
Is looking for:
- The Pun in everything...
- Those tiny little things meant for tiny little people that come in tiny little packets with tiny little price tags.
A Message for the world:
Nayana ‘but why PC’ Bhat aka Humorous Overdose
Hometown: Manipal
Last spotted:Losing it while laughing...
Handle with care:
- Wrongful accusations made on the CR can put you in trouble!
- Can get loud and violent…., especially the former
- Special features: can actually laugh her head off…
- If laughter is the best medicine, then she can die of an overdose..
- Considers any floor, a dance floor
Shiva ‘boy’ chodharry aka Temperus Constantus
Hometown: Manipur
Last spotted: 100 mtrs dash (women’s category).
Handle with care: Ballistic nature and prone to temperature dysfunctions.
Special features: - Can boil water on his head!
- Is hard to be heard without aid...
Most often used words:
Pallavi ‘Mat’ Sharma aka Perpetuas Excitus
Hometown:Lucknow
Last spotted: Near someone talking...
Handle with care: Expect dire implications if not told..
Special features:
- Can Predict power cuts!!
- Constant movement makes her ‘painful’ to look at…
- Can dodge bullets!
- Got more energy than a fusion reaction…(and doesn’t stop too)
- Can speak Hindi and several other languages that are in Hindi
- Hates the Umbrella..prefers the rain.. (which is a phenomenon in Lucknow)
Most often used words: - (tell me na, tell me na, tell me na)3
- Kinaare pe aao!
- Battameeze
- I want to do it……. ( ‘subject’ to change)
Why MIC: Wanted to become a Doctor.
Is looking for:Anything listening.
A message for the world: Tell me everything okay?
Best moments in a day are: When someone is talking... (to her).
A piece of advice: Hamesha kinare pe raho, zindagi ek patli gali hai, kinare pe rahoge to fasoge naheen (a lucknowi saying)
One word description: RELENTLESS
Latest Development: Can be spotted doing it!!!
Anamika ‘Mosho’ Bharuah aka Torturous Speeches
Hometown:Assam
Last spotted: Shiva’s home
Handle with care: Can cast spells even before you can say, oh shit!
Special features:- Can look bored the whole day...
- Founder Member: BUM-CHUMS- Black Useless Magic towards the Creation of a HUMane ‘Society’. (since c 300)
Most often used words: - Eeeshhhhoooo
- Laisshoooooo
- Voooshhooo
- Bye goonisht
Rohan ‘Alias’ Cornelio ‘aka’ Afro Crescendo….(not a car)
Last Spotted: Trying to kill Wyoma…(wants to make it look like an accident)
Handle with Care:- Doesn’t appreciate dumb women trying to guess his name.
- Don’t talk to him in Hindi(Otherwise harmless)
Special Features:- Carries the weight of the world on his back.
- When fighting with hungry Golti guys..he goes for the ear.
- Spends a lifetime in the church…(mama knows)
- Reliable..dependable…commendable…and expendable
- Bears resemblance to Bob Marley….(in a bad way)
Most Often used words:- Where the fuck is that Wyoma bitch?
- Koondeka?
- Tu Kaana Kaya Khya?...
- aasman mein panchi hain….(not a song)
Why MIC: Wanted to get away from it all!
Is looking for: The Mont Blanc pen that got lost in his hair.
A Message for the world: I HATE CHERRAPUNJI…and everybody there.
Best Moments in a day: Are spent searching for that damn pen….
A Piece of Advice: Never ask mad women from Cherapunji to guess your last name... they’ll fuck the meaning out of it...(yeah... we agree!)