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-Holy Cow- |
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I didn't make these up, well- I didn't make most of these up. I suppose sooner or later you'll come accross one i did make up: but such posts will be clearly marked. They either sent me into Hysterics, uncontrolable laughter or caused my jaw to hit the beautiful linolium floor of my beautiful kitchen. The first and the third are rare- the second occurs on a daily basis. Well there's my 2 cents of complete insanity, enjoy! |
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It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
martinis a day.
Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Think, Choose, then click the next button below. |
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If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Yes? You just killed Beethoven.
<<Note: this is not an argument to either the pro-life or the pro-choice debate. It's simply something shocking to think about. No angry E-mails please.>> |
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