There's a little McDUMBASS in everyone.
Ok, the other night, myself and two of ma girlz experienced the most riciculously shitty customer service EVER!!!  We went to McDick's on Dundas, by our Timmie's.  So we proceeded to place our order.  Upon approaching the window, Sabu or whatever the hell her name was, proceeded to give us the food...  with a SMALL drink.  We didn't think too much of it, for we did not want to be too troublesome.  But all hell broke loose when we parked and opened the bag...  There was no barbeque sauce for the fries!!!  And the icing on the cake was the fact that it looked like Stevie Wonder had wrapped the burger...  no offence to any of the blind people that may be reading this.  That was the last straw...  So we re-lined up in the drive thru (the inside was closed for the night).  Now, correct me if I am wrong, but is McDonald's not supposed to be, well, FAST food??  Yeah, I thought it was...  Boy was I in for the surprise of a lifetime.  We waited about a half hour in the car, just to have more go wrong...  That's right, more.  So she gives us the barbeque sauce, and switched the small for a medium Coke.  Coke people.  I drink Rootfuckingbeer.  Of course we do not realize that she fucked up again until we are parked.  Looking over the bushes to the line up, we see that a one legged turtle would have beat my car in a race to the window.  Now the shit really hit the fan.  So a furious Mel and El grab the drink and walk up to the drive thru window.  Blondissma bitch asks us to go to the front of the store, as not to get run over...  Cuz how much would it suck to get run over by a PAKRED CAR!!! Moron.  So anyways.  After all the stress Rajana caused, our settlement consisted of a 'Parking Ticket'.  How fucked is that.  Like, how much does that suck my ass???  Who wants a free small cone?  Ice cream'll give ya the shits.  And small fries?  A meal fit for an ethiopian.  Don't waste my time.
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