| I'm pissed. After getting trapped at the Red Lobster site and held there for minutes against my will, I couldn't even find a good fucking picture of a lobster for this page. So I resorted to drawing my own, which fucking rocks, and this pagebuilder asshole won't let me upload it. Mother F. Anyways, I had grand plans to decorate this page with cheesy pics and logos for effect, but you will have to settle for nothing...for now.... |
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| A few weeks ago, Nicole and I went on a pseudo-lesbian date to Red Lobster in Dirtlington, ON. It should be illegal to have that much fun with seafood... Well, the kind you buy in a restaurant. In Figure 1.1, Nicole appears to be high-fiving the crableg. Apparently it said something funny that desereved kudos. But in Figure 1.2, Pinchy latched itself onto her nose for making a snide comment. Figure 1.3 exhibits me kissing the ugly calamari that no one would eat. You know how much I love to tounge fish... |
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