Hey you all... For those of you creepies who don't know me and happened to stumble across my lovely* site, I am Melissa. I'll be 21 on December 21, and hail from Oakville, ON, Canadia. Yes, Canadia. I'm kinda weird, but if you have checked out the rest of the site you may have gathered that already, although some of you aren't all that quick (= I like my peepees to call me Lissa or Liss, but I acquired quite a few (some rather rude) nicknames in my day. A few are as follows: The Guster Slut (Thanks, Ryan), Teresa Strasser, GinaSlut, Tits of the Street, Speedbump, Rimjob, Candy Pants, Nermine and Dirty Ital, for, I am Italian. I like tennis, soccer, football, hockey, and oldschool video games. I wasted two years at Sheridan, but am currently not in school. I have a stupid job in a coffee shop. I'm a winner. I dunno what else to tell you. I played the Sandpaper in the Grade 6 Spring Concert*** and just finished composing a song with my recorer****. My talent is astonishing. It is now time for me to go on to something else, becuase my eyeballs are hurty.
*lovely (adj.) - shitty (Orlando Dictionary, 1st edition, 2004)
**Nemo - name subject to change on a weekly basis
***Spring Concert - In grade 6, our ghettofab school apparently couldn't give us real instruments to play, and it was a toss up between the Lummy Sticks and two wooden blocks covered in sandpaper (I shit you not)
****recorder stolen in grade 3, has been sitting in a kitchen drawer for 11 years |
