This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks-
this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour.
It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means 'something',
and you should be on your toes. ''Nothing'' is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down and backwards.
'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will
last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (with Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare.
One that will result in a woman getting upset over
'Nothing' and will
end with the word 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (with Normal Eyebrows)
This means ''I give up'' or ''Do what you want because I dont care''.
You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead'' in just a few minutes followed by
'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about
'Five Minutes' when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at the moment,
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing'.
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she
is content.
Your best move is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
'That's Okay' meas she will think long and hard before paying you back for whatever
it is you have done.
'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a 'Raised Eyebrow'.
GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future are going to be in mighty
big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.
You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay'
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say 'You're Welcome'
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from 'Thanks'. A woman will say 'Thanks a Lot' when she is
really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
callous way, and will be followed by a 'Loud Sigh'.
Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh', as she will only tell you
'Nothing'.
-Pay attention guys, this is a warning. Remember the Terminology and you might be able to avoid a lot of future arguments!
-(Peace out Ladies, have a laugh)