I think: yeah.so what?
I say: Who?
Best friend: Oh my God! Those eyes! That bod! The hair!
I think: Yes...those ARE normal parts of the human anatomy, aren't they? The way you're acting, you'd think he was missing some.
I say: Yeah...cute.
Best friend: Oh my GOD!!! what a Hottie!
I think: Take God's name in vain one more time, you might just get struck by lightning. Maybe he'd notice you then.
I say: hm...
Best friend: And DAMN!!! Check out that butt!
I think: Honey, where ARE you looking? Now that you mention it...
I say: Yeah...I think you're right
Best friend: Omigod-Omigod-Omigod! He LOOKED THIS WAY!!!
I think: As hysterical as you're acting im surprised the whole street ain't looking.
I say nothing
Best friend: Should I talk to him?
I think: In your condition, Gurl, I wouldn't talk to anyone. And if you keep holding your breath, you wont be able to talk anyway. Didn't we practice this? Breathe in. Breathe out. Repeat.
I say: Give it a try.
Best friend: No! I cant! Oh...now he's gone anyway--
DAMN!!! Did you see him!
I think: Somebody shoot me. Please.
I say: Oh my God...
