ways to annoy yer roommate

Here's 9 good ways to annoy yer roommate

    *Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the
     bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root
     around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your
     roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand
     that she/he reimburse you.

    *Shoot rubber bands at your mate while his/her back is
     turned, and then look away quickly.

    *Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet.
     Accuse him/her of stealing it.

    *Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and
     then stand up and announce that you are going to
     take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.

    *Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.

    *Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask
     questions that start with, "Didja ever wonder why"
     Be creative.

    *Always flush the toilet three times.

    *Listen to radio static.

    *Cover one of the walls with polaroids of fire hydrants
     from all over the city. Tell your roommate that you think
     that you were a dog in a former life. Stare lovingly at
     the photos, and make frequent trips to the bathroom.

             Soon you'll be living all by yourself!

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