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| 1. I wish you were a door so i could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick your finger and wipe it on their shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3. Nice legs. What time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought i saw you checking my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body. Want another one? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but i'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher. I'm looking for a big-breasted-bed-thrasher. Have you seen one? 8. Wanna play army? i'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 9. I really like to see how you look when i'm naked. 10. F**k me if i'm wrong, but is yer name Helga Titsbottom? 11. My names Joe Bob. Remeber that. You'll be screaming it later. 12. Hi, i'm Mr. Wright. Someone said you were looking for me. 13. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again. 14. I know milk does a body good, but, damn, how much have you been drinking? 15. My name's not elmo but you can tickle me any time you want to. 16. If you were the last woman on Earth and i was the last man on Earth, i bet we could do it in public. 17. I've lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room. 18. I'd walk a million miles for one of yer smiles but i walk even further for that thing you do with your tongue. 19. You know, if i were you, i'd have sex with me. 20. Do you sleep on your stomach? No?....Mind if i do? |
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