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| Q. What would it take to reunite the Beetles? A. Three more bullets. Q. what do you call a lesbian with a long tongue? A. well hung. Q. what's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? A. it's ass. Q. What's another name for a masterbating bull? A. Beef Strokinoff. ( ha ha, i love that one) |
| Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with two pigs under his arms. A secret serviceman greeted him. "Nice Pigs, sir." "Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs. These are Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." "Nice trade, sir." |
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| Children Book Titles that Failed -You're Different, and That's Bad -Robert: Dad's New Wife -Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share -That's It- I'm Putting You Up For Adoption -Grandpa Gets a Casket -101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool -You Were an Accident - You've got Hepititas, Charlie Brown - Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benifits that come from Your Nose |
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