we all know that most of us aren't very good at different languages, so, here are some chinese translations.
Small Horse- Tai Ni Po Ni
Are you Harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.- Kum Hia Nao
You price is too high- No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach?- Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table- Ai Band Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here- Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?- Hao Long Wei Ting?
Than was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone- No Pah King
You are not very bright- Yu So Dum
I got this for free- Ai No Pei
I am not guilty- Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer- Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week- Wai Yu Kum Nao?
They have arrived- Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight- Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automoblie- Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink!- Hu Flung Dung?
Think about these ....
Q. Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares their dog.
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A. The position of the dirtbag.
Q. Why did pilgram's pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
Q. What goes clop- clop- clop BANG BANG clop-clop-clop?
A. An amish drive-by shooting.
Q. How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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